Gonna by 30 minutes of Swan Lake every evening by Labor Day

two men sit in front of a sign that says dealbook summit ALT: two men sit in front of a sign that says dealbook summit

Imagine if this guy showed up at your front door and said, “I’m here to collect all of your personal information and while I’m doing that I’m going to clear up some misconceptions about the Nazis.”

Wow, I missed that

The overnight flights with 16+ hours in darkness, not bad but also very weird."

a concert backdrop that says over 30 universities destroyed in iran against black and white picture of rubble

backdrop that says last standing university in gaza against a black and white image of al-israa university

giant three screen stage backdrop showing footage of the bombing of a university in gaza

The Strokes played Coachella against a backdrop listing all the world leaders that had been assassinated by the CIA, a count of the number of universities bombed in Iran, and footage of the bombing of the last university in Gaza

Live action Leisure Suit Larry featuring Jonathan Frakes as Larry's competitor.

What if I told you it was actually the easiest situation anybody has ever been in?

What they want is a permanent underclass with few rights, few protections for whom a threat of deportation looms eternally

<Werner Herzog voice>

I would like to see the chocolate rabbit

Same and I'm still trying to determine the cause and not the symptom (Kirk skipping her own TPUSA event for bullshit reasons)

"Look, it wasn't a literal whale, come on."

Really need a DOWNFALL edit of baby's latest temper tantrum

I've never seen Hegseth and a Bible in the same place either

Would run through a wall for Chicago Pope

Looked far and wide and have yet to find a bigger pissbaby

Go onto the USNI Facebook page where these are reported and 80% of it is guys jerking off to every extrajudicial killing. Bleak shit.

so much money kat

I thought we won that shit. What's up with that?

Someone once described the appropriate view of politicians is as spiders that we glue razor blades onto their legs and have them fight for us and the second they lose interest in doing that, we get ourselves new spiders.

You know Trump doesn't have the juice because he still hasn't given the Chicago Pope a nickname.

I think Roger Marshall's scurrying out of the town hall in western Kansas and his mindless MAGA parroting is going to be a real problem if fuel and fertilizer prices remain high at the wrong times.

This is a state with a Democratic governor.

Jerry Falwell Jr.

What is going on!?!?!

Is ornithromorphized a word?

"The American Left believes it has found winning formulas in New York City and Hungary, but that sounds like a recipe for civil war to the Editorial Board"

Never recovered from that. Truly devastating

Calling it now, Trump is going pronounce the Pope's ratings terrible.

sorry, hung up on Chatgpt hallucinating an ornithromorphized JSF that delivers lethal, kinetic bird shit for our warfighters.

He's down bad.

Perhaps getting them past the supermajority threshold?