I'm going to re-up this. And my deepest thanks to everyone who has contributed responses already.

This is one of my better essays, I think. If I may say so … just thinking of the cold ten minutes at the cemetery instead of a funeral.

Emergency kitten- and yes Gramma is listening to Catholic things in the background

I just got hooked on the inside of my lip.

Ow.

At Long Last, InfoWars Is Ours By Bryce P. Tetraeder, CEO, Global Tetrahedron

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Go Eagles!

AU student unlocks profound COVID-19 molecular discovery - The Eagle Delivering American University's news and views since 1925

The Eagle (American University): 'AU student unlocks profound COVID-19 molecular discovery'

“Once we saw that, it was able to make it really clear that angiotensins are definitely a contributing factor to long COVID,” Gagliardi said.

www.theeagleonline.com/article/2026...

Not liking any of this for you

Tim Cook will step down as Apple CEO and hand reins over to the iPhone maker's hardware leader Apple CEO Tim Cook is stepping down from the job that he inherited from the late Steve Jobs, ending a nearly 15-year reign that saw the company’s market value soar by more than $3.6 trillion during an iPhone-fueled era of prosperity.

BREAKING: Tim Cook is stepping down as Apple’s CEO and will be replaced by John Ternus, the company’s head of hardware products.

Emergency kitten- and yes Gramma is listening to Catholic things in the background

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

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The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!!

Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on!

I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT

For those of you blessedly free of knowing what "force majeure" is - Kuwait is declaring its oil contracts unfulfillable within agreed timescales (without liability) due to events beyond its control.

Basically, despite the Strait being "open" the Strait is blocked so they can't get their oil out.

ICE gassed my neighborhood so much that I just found two more spent munitions on my block FROM JANUARY

We are seeing elevated errors and timeouts on some Bluesky-hosted services, and are investigating.

First off, congrats on the award. Second- local journalism fucking matters. Period. Thank you for your work.

San Antonio in "Considerable" Flood Warning

Ugh. Also, you do God’s work. You’re appreciated Brad

Okay. Dropping a suggestion in DMs.

The day is still young, put the popcorn on.

The Takeaways from a 2026 Trump Deep Dive Anatomy of a devastating WSJ story -- and its larger implications.

The WSJ piece and the @dandrezner.bsky.social piece on Trump’s foreign policy “process” are very much worth reading. My read is that a White House can run with an inattentive president. The problem is a president like Trump who is selectively attentive.

Instead, he reminds me of a chipmunk on crack

Amen.

I’ll still give Kevin Hassett the edge because ISTG that man is ALWAYS smiling. It’s creepy. Bessent at least has a few more facial expressions.

Which is your favorite so far?

Mom keeps getting upset when they turtle. It’s so cute.

“Why are you on your back?!”

7:30AM Starves 11:30AM Gremlin hour 3:30PM Whoops Bad gremlins 7:30PM Tiny hobbits 10:00PM Feed me

Oh we have alarms

Squirmy pile of kittens wrestling

It’s 3am, your Potats do be lonely. And starves

A splash of Yellow. Dandelions. #WildflowerHour