Rolf's favourite composer.

This sounds like you're rehearsing a speech.

Bloody Brussels interfering and making people's lives better.

Fantastic

No

DROGUE not DOGE I hope.

It's telling that we keep hearing about the possibility of a 'deal' rather than 'agreement' or 'treaty'.

I think this is more than dumb-downed language.

Statement by UNICEF on the killing of two water truck drivers in the Gaza Strip

UNICEF is outraged by the killing of two drivers of trucks contracted by UNICEF to provide clean water to families in the Gaza Strip.

Full statement: https://unicef.link/4cVCyP9

Be excellent to each other.

And you can tell them all again next time.

I'm beginning to think maybe China is not all bad...

It's all the redundant comedy writers I feel sorry for.

It should be banned.

For tech support I use Al.

Al's the fat bald guy in the corner at work.

Should ban it

Routine maintenance?

If nothing else, the smoke alarm works then?

These kind of poor wordplay puns Jesusive me mad.

The right to govern is a gift from the people...

If you see someone poaching an egg, no you didn't.

Golf?

You can't polish a turd ...

It was due to start in 2000, but started a year late.
There were no notes played in the first two years of the performance.

One thought I turn to that cheers me up; Somewhere in Halberstadt there is an ongoing non-computerised performance of Cage's 'As slow as Possible'.
It started in 2001 and is due to end in 2640.
On 5th Sept 2026 there will be a note change.

If she came over to say 'Hi'; Congratulations! You are already friends.

Not for the current cost.

Except for that turkey.

What especially disgusting is that it wouldn't be "news" if they didn't have the video.

That's not providing news, that's peddling 'content'.

Funnily enough someone suggested we go to Starbucks.
I suggested they do something similar.

I ask mine for a retirement plan.
They said plan to die at 72.