Seeking job as democratic consultant so I can provide my US House candidate to run on “I have 30 year life expectancy based on actuarial life tables” message

lmao

we are so back

Just gave $31.27 for Cal’s 2003 victory over the Illini that i witnessed at the “other“ Memoral Stadium (a mere 5 hour drive from Ann Arbor)

(Also Aaron Rodgers’ first collegiate start)

to acquire hot dog buns and my wife’s favorite chilled red

going full psycho mode to the corner store in my Birkenstocks and black socks

ZOHRAN MAMDANI: "It is sad that for too many Americans when they want to look for ambition in the Democratic Party, they have to turn to a history book."

Poll: Is your baseball team good rn?
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I think it’s been 14 years since I saw them

saw “hermit thrush” and my eye started twitching

Every year to play the devils game

Golf

i wish parquet courts were still together

Monster truck-itis

lol this still holding up

Yeah I am a little bummed the show @ Roxy here is now sold out but c’est la vie; I was asleep @ the switch

But would see them live for the show

Couple songs great

Not a start the album play it to finish straight vibe for me

The giants being a shit team this year may free up some time typically spent watching games

But like Trump and Diet Coke I’m gonna keep drinking that shit (spending too much money on Giants @ Dodgers tickets)

my kids (2 and 6) enjoyed it in the moment but they like have not mentioned the movie or the Mario Bros universe once since we saw it last week

No rizz it’s over

Hiring a spider man for my little dude’s birthday party…which means I need another spider man costume for the memes

I’ll be the fat one

smashing that nut button

I can’t believe I’m going to vote for tom steyer

Lol’d when he moved the hose out of the way

McIlroy Meltdown

gapes

take metro

Go Giants ;)

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Sick Ride

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