I love when people mix up “anecdote” and “antidote” when speaking. Really can lead to some funny things being said

Who showed him the movie Independence Day

a criminal conviction isn’t required to say someone does not have the moral character to run for office and i don’t understand why this needs to be said over and over and over again.

Okay thank you!

Hi! Do you sell these online? Your work is amazing

There’s an RFK joke in here somewhere

Things that help calm the nervous system, quickly:

- Box breathing (in for 4, hold for 4, out for 4, hold for 4, repeat)
- Immerse your face in cold water (activates mammalian dive reflex)
- Humming (stimulates vagus nerve)
- Exercise (anything helps, outside even better)
- Impeachment and removal

As a result of Trump & Hegseth's re-segregation, all five service chiefs, the JCS chairman and vice chairman, and nine of ten combatant commanders are white men.

Also, the U.S. military is back to zero female four-star officers for the first time since 2008; there were four in 2024.

@cornlog My son is screaming his head off in his room but there's no way l'm going in there if his monster reports are true.

Yeah, such a tragic loss. Here’s one from another one of my favorites who also tragically passed way early. He was so funny.

@Bmangall20 My coworker told me he got banned from a bar when he lived in North Dakota back in 1973 and didn't try going back to it for 30 years but he finally did and the moment he stepped in someone yelled "Get the hell out of here Dennis" And that's probably my favorite story ever

@mikefossey “its stupid when girls say they cant find a guy, yet they ignore me. its like saying youre hungry when theres a hot dog on the ground outside”

Jesus Christ

The difference between cucumbers and pickles is jarring.

Amazing this joke happened twice in a row on my feed lol. Great minds…

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In the 1920s, there was an enormous Klan-aligned caucus in the House of Representatives that passed an immigration restriction bill designed to keep out Catholics and Jews because they supposedly posed an existential threat to American civilization. 100 years later, here we are.

lol A+ for this

Predicted to Sell Soon Only 1 available and 7 other people have this in their carts

😂

solidarity with all marginalized people in Kansas.

you are not alone. together we are going to build the better world we all deserve.

This poor man, who was blind, was first forced to plead guilty to trespassing and weapons possession to get released because he accidentally wandered onto a woman’s porch using a curtain rod as a cane (that’s the weapon) and she called police.

Glad the Lakers put up a statue of their greatest coach [squints] Nic Cage

SIXTINE COUSIN AGE 26 and it's a ski lady

it's-a me, mario. i got-a big-a family. i got-a

I didn’t think my jaw could drop any lower. I was wrong.

Acronym tho

This doesn’t sound like the Wesley R. Dingus I know

After a discussion with their attorney, I have confirmed that Juan, his 16-month-old sister, his mom, and his dad have been deported.

The article you wrote about obesity several years ago in Huffington Post is one of the articles I’ve shared the most with people in my life. Thank you.

Buddy Carter you are a pharmacist wtf are you talking about

Rev. Jesse Jackson's "I *am* somebody..." remains one of the all-time great pieces of 20th century rhetoric / agitprop

And he could deliver it at a Black separatist meeting, the Democratic National Convention, or on god-blessed Sesame Street (see below 🥹)

RIP to the Voice of the Voiceless

NOT CHARLES EPSTEIN CHEESE 😱