We have a Lunchtime Easter Quiz today. I'm going to take the Karl Pilkington approach of answering 'Egg' to every question.

A 12 mile drive in one hour and twelve minutes averaging 10 miles per hour

With one thing and another I've not been able to cycle commute for a few weeks and have had to drive. Such a drag.

Quavers multipack containg 20 bags. 12 cheese. 8 Red Leicester. This covers all the cheeses.

All the cheeses 🧀

I'd say the percentage of upside down Union Jacks I have seen recently is about 52%. You'd think pot luck would make it 50% but I think there is a slight majority of being wrong somehow.

Currently sat listening to an "all on a big oval plate" style recount of a meal eaten last night #earlydoors

Pog Dylan

Colbrelli wins the Paris-Roubaix classic whilst caked in mud

Me cycling into work after braving some light rain after 6 weeks of favourable weather #warrior

I guy once told me one of his mates calls him "Falling Down" because he saw him wearing a shirt and tie one time.

Jason Waterfalls

A section of the Berlin Wall at the Imperial Wall Museum, London

Never again.

Evie pays homage to the What's the Story (Morning Glory) album cover on Berwick Street in Soho

A pilgrimage of sorts.

3D printed silhouettes of The Beatles on the Abbey Road crossing

Some 3D printed silhouettes of four men placed down on a certain zebra crossing

Down in The Big Smoke. We're doing well with the weather 🤞💂

Just arrived at work and the other bicycle in the shed belongs to a colleague who was off work for a period late last year. He's back the bike! He's made from different stuff this fella 💪

Not even a mini fillet burger.

Just rawdogged my one hour drive in to the office. No scrolling. No YouTube. No WhatsApp. Just driving in the moment.

Can we perhaps get the Miura fold guy to work on how baby wipes are "dispensed" from the plastic bags? I think there is room for improvement and Miura is our guy.

"Cobblers" is Cockney Rhyming Slang for 'balls' taken from Cobblers Awls. I genuinely meant that there was a cobblers store but the teacher was not accepting this.

Saying 'Cobblers' to identify the shoe repair shop after the class had done a survey of the business on the local high street.

Alan Partridge meme from he prentends to like wine to impress his boss

Can I just shock you? I love The Orient.

If you see this post, quote with a picture of a bridge from your gallery #bikesky

Tributes laid at The United Trinity Statue in honour of Denis Law

Drake Meme refuses a Hawaiian Pizza yet finds Gammon, Egg and Tomato acceptable.

Sorry for your loss, Jon.

I'll make a start then.