the white house tweeting DO NOT RETALIATE AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED

hey so this is crazy

Have to say my slow withdrawal from social media/society in general has been pretty nice

Today in neurodivergency, my PT alerted me that I’ve been only doing 1/3 of the programme she developed because she said ‘this is what you’ll do every workout’ while showing me an app after demonstrating some exercises. Turns out she meant using the app, I’m to use the app every workout.

The internet is roughly 90% AI content farming slop at this point

Hangover so bad I’m thinking about leaving my apartment in my Oodie

The derpiest blep that she has ever blepped

Selfie with a kitten who is sticking her tongue out like a little derp

Just want to let everyone know I took the greatest picture of all time today, thanks

They should do a White Lotus but in Centre Parcs Longford

Obligatory ‘I’m still finding my voice’ as a writer so don’t be surprised if I post a lot of crap

southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social • 2h Why is he dressed like he's opening a nightclub in fort lauderdale circa 1977? Travis Kelce picture Reply Since you seem incapable of looking things up, I'll do the Christian thing and lend you a hand. You're welcome. "Croesus was the king of Lydia, who reigned from 585 BC until his defeat by the Persian king Cyrus the Great in 547 or 546 BC."

Always fun to see what a conversation has devolved into

Holy fuck!

I know it’s easy to be pessimistic right now but I just want people to understand that we’ve never lived in a worse time and it’s only getting worser

When my cat curls up in my lap and starts purring it almost makes up for his extensive history of unrepentant criminal violence

In the nicest way possible, Emmi sounds a bit like Tommy Pickles #eurosong

Niyl - Holy vocals Batman #eurosong

Samantha Mumba KILLED but that song sucks so bad. #eurosong

Don’t think Reylta sang ‘fire’ enough times #eurosong

Obsessed with Bobbi but don’t think her vocal skills were fully allowed to shine. #eurosong

I played Infinity Nikki for 15 minutes and I feel like I’ve set feminism back about ten years

Just do the cringy thing you wanted to do when you were 12, no one gives a shit anymore

Michelle wearing a laptop bag and backpack over a puffy coat

Sporting the ‘hybrid worker pack mule’ look

It's not a demolition site it's a mass grave. It's not a demolition site it's a crime scene. It's not a demolition site its a homeland. It's not a demolition site it's Palestine. It's not a demolition site it's a genocide.

If you would holiday on the mass grave of children, you have no soul

The death toll from Israel’s war on Gaza has been revised to more than 61,700 people according to government officials, after reclassifying thousands of people who had been missing in the rubble.

Just remembered I asked my first driving instructor if his commuter town was a nice place to live and he said ‘yes but you would probably want to look for somewhere with better public transport links’ and it’s just occurred to me that was such a shady comment lol

Just want to say to the man who laughed at me stalling in the Lidl car park - I don’t need that shit, mind your business

"Sorry, your game sold millions of copies but our projections said it should have sold at least fifteen trillion for shareholders to be satisfied, so we're going to have to fire all of you. Now watch the news unquestioningly report that your game was a commercial failure. Probably because of woke."

When someone tells you their good news you apparently have a sacred duty to remind them that this is the easy part, and whatever comes next is the harder part, lest they experience joy for a few moments

I love how making friends in your 30s is just bonding about your shared sensory issues

When Elon first came out as autistic a trans friend asked whether Elon was going to become to my community what Caitlyn Jenner now is to hers. I maintain Elon is worse because at least Caitlyn admitted when her car killed people.