Big batch carmos!

A pot of the aforementioned soup, the ramen is still straight having not cooked long

Chinese noodle soup, the broth was a byproduct of making Kakuni, the chicken was leftover from sandwiches, so all I had to do was season it and add the noodles and veg :)

Actually I might have been right the first time, the graphics definitely look different….?

Thought my computer magically got a secret graphics upgrade cause Skyrim was looking really good and I could see all the detail, then I remembered I got new glasses and they’re 1.5 stronger

Beautiful day, all the doors and windows open to let it in the house

When you take a shit at work and it feels like the smell follows you back to the office and everyone can tell :(

LMAO yeah the “I” statements are a dead giveaway, also it’s talking about her former profession which has nothing to do with this job (part of why she’s bad at it (the other part is she’s just kind of stupid))

Angriest I’ve seen her is talking about how she hasn’t had a manager in years and doesn’t need one now

Lmao my boss (sucks) got a new boss and cut out of organisational updates which she is v bitter about and which I keep bringing up (“ohh they didn’t tell you about that? I guess it all goes through Laura now :(“) ANYWAY just saw her writing a cover letter heheheheh

It’s probably more my own paranoia than anything anyone would object to, but even so I don’t wanna give em a reason to be awful to me

Lmao they have given me an obscenely loud keyboard for some reason, but it means I can’t work on job application without drawing suspicion cause I don’t have that much writing to do

Typemogging the fools in this office, I’m clickity clacking at speeds they could only dream of

Got all pissy last night thinking about a colleague who sucks only to discover she’s resigned today 🥳

Like a pair o saloon doors

A mouth with tonsils so swollen they almost touch

Look at how fucked up my tonsils are rn

Yeah he’s definitely wedged himself, I feel like it’s less about credibility (because thats always been pretty dubious) and more about his fragile ego and need to be liked. Which is why I don’t care for the acronym, I think it empowers Pete Hesgeth to steer him into hell

Bowl of obscenely thick pumpkin soup with an image of a TMNT in the folds

First soup of the season, if you squint you can see a teenage mutant ninja turtle

Wait who leaked my campaign slogan?

Took me way too long to come to something so obvious but I had to take the shot when I did

In other news, if you’d like to see the biggest taco ever 🤙

It seems like all that works with him is praise and flattery, maybe it’s a bit too Dear Leader to suggest he should be praised when changing to better decisions, but all this does is encourage further irrational obstinance

News headline asking if we’re about to see Trumps biggest TACO ever - meaning trump always chickens out

Maybe I’m wrong on this, and I understand the glee and schadenfreude believe me I’m not above that, but even so: it feels like this acronym achieves little but discouraging the madman from ever changing course, something already notoriously difficult

Sometimes you’re in a training with a stranger and it’s immediately clear they’re the most annoying person in their workplace

Literally me trying to get a grasp on Oxygen Not Included and having to do constant math

A shower with an option for "heater" and for temperature. All pretty standard. However, there is also an option for "eels."

My shower in Malaysia has an option I don't really want to try

I bought a new modem over a year ago and still haven’t installed it because of the massive ball ache it’s gonna be, meanwhile the one I’m currently using is so old it’s heat discoloured

The worst part of daylight savings ending is my cat can’t tell time

That’s one way of looking at it!

Was looking at dresses for a wedding later in the year where the dress code is camp and now I’m getting recommended literal pirate costumes

Someone sent me this.