me when I'm paid to be a technical advisor on a platform with millions of active users

Saved you a click: The word is "fracking"

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Kicked the bucket :(

if the bluesky devs could load your posts about "vibe coding" they'd be very disappointed

A series of posts from journalist Mark Chadbourn reporting on the acceptance speech of Péter Magyar after Hungarian elections: Péter Magyar: "Our country wants to live again. It wants to be a European country again." Mark Chadbourn• @chadbourn.bsky.social • 24m Magyar's speech is powered. From a contact in the audience: "He's basically just asked all the puppets, all the supreme justices, all the heads of media, all the heads of the ministries to leave their jobs tomorrow and not wait to be fired." •.. Mark Chadbourn• @chadbourn.bsky.social • 22m He's announced that Hungary will join the European Prosecution Office so anyone in the country can be charged. Mark Chadbourn• @chadbourn.bsky.social • 21m Magyar: "No mercy, they will need to take responsibility for all their actions." ... Mark Chadbourn• @chadbourn.bsky.social • 20m Magyar says he's starting work with the EU and NATO immediately. "The EU doesn't have to worry anymore."

From new Hungarian Prime Minister Péter Magyar's acceptance speech tonight. This is the absolute BARE MINIMUM platform for any Democrat running for President in 2028.

doki doki literature club removed from google play for violating their terms on sensitive content

if we don’t stop the safetyists soon then eventually the only legal media will be pop-up books that teach you how to tie your shoes

The time between fossil fuel crises is just going to keep shrinking, until there's no discrete single "crisis" - just one unbroken prolonged state of global suffering due to fossil fuel unreliability

The best time to ditch fossil fuels was 30 years ago. The second best time is now

i take back every single nice thing i have ever said about marathon 2026 developed by bungie inc.

Me, joking: I can’t believe we chose “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally”

Conservatives, dead serious: it was a tough choice, but I’m glad we picked “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally”

If so, Europe must abandon the omnibus deregulatory onslaught and instead resuscitate its ability to plan the damn green transition

Preliminal design for a 1993 Sega ad, recovered from the archives of the Brio toy company, which handled Sega's marketing in Sweden [a picture of Sonic asking "WHO THE F*CK IS MARIO?"] Final design of the ad, which replaced the attack on Mario with the slogan "Happiness can be bought for money" [a picture of Sonic saying "LYCKA KAN KÖPAS FÖR PENGAR"] Source: Martin Lindell, martinlindell.com/2019/11/24/sonic-springer-snabbt-in-i-sverige, via @FeoUltima, x.com/feoultima/status/1964670301712908579

In the spirit of April Fools' Day but without sacrificing the Supper Mario Broth veracity policy, here is a fact that seems so outlandish as to be a joke, but is actually true: in 1993, a Sega ad campaign briefly planned to use profanity to slander Mario.

“I dislike social commentary. Like… I really hate it. When I’m reading a book, I just want to be entertained, not preached at by the author. Plus, it ruins the wonder of the story if I know the author has a political or social axe to grind. I no longer speculate about all possible outcomes of the story because I know for a fact that the universe of that book will conspire to ensure that the author’s political agenda is validated. I hate that,” Weir said. “I put no politics or social commentary into my stories at all. Anyone who thinks they see something like that is reading it in on their own. I have no point to make, and I’m not trying to affect the reader’s opinion on anything. My sole job is to entertain, and I stick to that.” “For instance, as a lifelong Star Trek fan, it’s always bothered me that there is a presumed ‘responsibility’ within Star Trek shows to talk about social issues,” the writer added. “I just want to watch Romulans and the Federation shoot at each other.”

Ah, so Andy Weir is like... *dumb* dumb

gizmodo.com/andy-weir-st...

The loser in charge of running this account has copy+pasted this exact post in reply to four different trans journalists.

If this were a person, we'd call this a crashout. No idea what to call it when it's a formerly respected news organization trying to push obvious misinformation.

Uncanny. The only way to tell them apart is that Patrick Bateman has killed fewer homeless people

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For some reason The Last Spell is 90% off on steam for 1.99?

I enjoyed it, nifty pixel graphic turn based game where you build your stronghold up, level your heroes each turn before zombies turn up and it becomes tactics gameplay

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Proof of contract completion, a player kill in Subterfuge.

For services rendered, I take cash in a manila envelope. Dead drop under your nearest park bench.

I'm no good at it but if you need a squad fill

James @GoodVibePolitik X.com A friend in Cuba just notified me that every single patient in that hospital that was on ventilators died tonight. I don't have words. James @GoodVibePolitik•4h There's something supremely saddening and enraging about seeing a hospital running on bare minimum power. Thinking about dialysis patients, babies in NICU, and others tonight in Cuba. This is a blockade of death. THE THE B

What the US is purposefully doing to Cuba should be considered genocide.

Me: I would like to see the pixel that the game developers made please
my graphics card: that's too hard. what about some stuff we made up instead

I firmly believe that in a few years frame generation and all this crap will be looked at as the motion smoothing of videogames.

It's amazing how far you can make it as a podcast host purely on the ability to go "damn, that's crazy" about easily disprovable nonsense some rich asshole offers up.

The sense of smell was invented in the 1980s by deodorant companies? Sure, my guy. Wild.

a strange poorly drawn cat with too many legs, lying upside down with small white eyes

picture of a black cat lying on a white tile floor beside a mirror, creating the illusion of multiple legs and making the cat resemble a strange creature

the world is run by guys who think like this. every single industry

Thanks for injecting me with 500 cursed Black Knight Ultra Greatswords Getting hacked on memory lane for Dark Souls 2's 12th anniversary.

I have a new piece up at @rockpapershotgun.bsky.social — it’s about when I got hacked in Dark Souls 2, used hacker tools to unhack myself, and then talked to my hacker years later

Minesweeper but it's the Strait of Hormuz. Source: sweepthestrait.com

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Left crit piece with none deep

the strategy the british state are using with trans care is the exact same as with disability benefits; overwhelm undesirables in bureaucracy then definitively remove any positive outcomes, leading to excess death statistics visible from space