Say it to my face, Herman.

Black Flag - Nervous Breakdown (Full and Expanded EP) 1979 YouTube video by Agustin Javier

I have been playing "Nervous Breakdown" into "Fix Me" for going on 30 years and it still makes me want pull the doors off their hinges.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=etJc...

So close to the Fear of Melissing Finger username upgrade

Dogs come into the world with nothing

Then you come and pick one up

And life is better for everyone

Five days on the run.

A black and white Akita is lying down, waiting impatiently outside the bathroom door.

Bonus impatient Umi as a thank you.

That was the thread I needed.

A window reflection of the lower two thirds of the body of a man in gym clothes. Behind him, a black and white Akita is staring into staring with her tongue out.

When you catch the girlies thirsting at the gym.

if the internet had been around in ancient greece they probably never would have invented philosophy. but they might have invented goatse

My Two Dads

The back of a blue Mazda with a Virginia Jimmy Buffet-themed vanity plate with the ID "JWB FAN." There is an "Iraqi Campaign Veteran" license plate cover around it.

A good cover for when I need to explain my "SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS" tattoo.

It was worth unnecessarily waking up at 4am to hear my dog snoring for the first time.

A blank and white Akita savagely attacking her own tail.

Thinking about her.

I did not expect this subject matter to end up being the bluesky topic that was too esoteric for me to understand.

I will never Open the Fuckin' Strait.

Don't attack me in my moment of vulnerability.

The return of your problematic fave: Jesus

The return of my problematic fave: Love On the Spectrum

When America giving out the vaccines…. I support that

When America blowing up people

I do not support that

Our time is coming.

The closing needle drop really brings out his failed white rapper turned online pickup artist energy.

Me and who

The girl is perfect

letterboxd review for In the Mood for Love (2000) girl are you a decrepit buddhist mountain temple because i want to whisper secrets into all your cracks

this movie is why i get hard every time i eat ramen

I don’t love being in a society where you can sell enough pillows to do meaningful damage to democracy or sell enough children’s books to do a genocide or sell enough chicken sandwiches to abolish gay marriage

That all seems like a ridiculous way to do society to me

An undersized black white Akita with a pink bandana riding in the back seat of a car.

An undersized black white Akita sleeping in the back seat of a car.

The cute face of an Akita

Umi says hi. Say it back.

okay so AI is absolutely cratering imminently and I need all of you to PROMISE me you won't take the high road, and will laugh and rub it in their faces as much as possible. I need you to laugh and go 'WE TOLD YOU SO, BITCH" at every opportunity, PLEASE be extremely mean and ruthless

With the HP trailer dropping tomorrow, here's the whole deal:

If you watch the show, hell even just the trailer, I will think less of you. I will dislike you. I will think you don't care about trans people.

That's it. It's been years. There's no wiggle room. No qualifiers. You care or you don't.

A flyer that reads: Are you, like me, a deranged little creep who mostly values the idea of sitting? Do you find relaxation gauche and aesthetic harmony undignified? Maybe you’ve heard your friends describe your personal style as GG Allin-meets-failed urban farmer? If this is starting to feel like a targeted attack, well then, honey, have I got the couch for you! While I cannot make you any promises as to the comfort or longevity you’ll enjoy with this hulking grey burden, this baby comes with a few lost coins and a lot of half-remembered lore. But don’t worry, as far as you know, no acts of “content creation,” domestic terrorism, or Gaming have ever been committed while we sank into its bowing frame. If we like you, maybe you’ll get a few stories while we watch you struggle to discover the sacred geometry required to get this thing through one of our marginally accessible doors. I know, I know…you’re already thinking “Ok, I’m interested, but I just know I can’t afford a once-in-lifetime treasure like this.” Believe me, I’ve had the same thought a million times, and I already own it! The good news for you is that I’m willing to part with My Couch for absolutely nothing but the dignity it costs you to face me and tell me that you actually want it. Is that a price you’re willing to bear? There has to be another catch, right? WRONG. There are, however, a few stipulations: 1. I do not let cops, fascists, or capital-S Swifties (casual fans will be vetted) into my home. If you need clarification on who qualifies as the middle category, no you don’t. 2. I will not help you move the couch. That is, of course, unless you ask very nicely. 3. I request, but do not require, that you bring us a small trinket from your own home as a sign of affection and appreciation. 4. If you have a dog, please bring them. LOVE YOU!

Please repost for awareness.

It's probably a good idea to listen to the people who were saying "abolish ICE" ten years ago and pay attention to what dangers they're pointing out now and maybe get on board with that stuff too

Thanks for reminding me that this is out!