ate without table i am going to burn this place to the ground

motherfucker looks like he misses the quiet

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( head in hands ( as much as can be said for a letter ) , seated on nearby pile of rubble . what the fuck have the last 24 hours been )

did you raid my stock of jello cups 17 minutes ago by the way .

letter

hey now. just because 13 would be a good name for a scientifically produced prototypal creature

letter

some of the most intense but also highest quality writing i have seen in parody bsky, please check it out (provided you're not repulsed by intense subjects. there IS violence, trauma, and written descriptions of a severe and gory wound.)

... but ... even if it fills that corner .

that's a corner .

you're the one that decides how you fill the rest of the space up .

it's just ... immeasurably hard . not something some random advice will help with .

( ... he flops himself down onto the ground , beside . )

i never said it did . most of the time , it doesn't .

it gets farther away , but it's ... always there .

a pale shadow in the corner of your mind . asking you questions that you're already asking yourself .

continued

look in the worst case scenario just roll a dice to decide right ? it's not like

( 3 d20s in a row and they're all natural 1s )

oh goddddd

. . .

not sure if it helps , but ...

i've lost a lot of people , too , y'know ? family . friends . people i never got a chance , to ... figure out what they were to me .

it doesn't get easier , but it gets ... farther away . if that makes sense .

just make sure if you get to some kind of crossroads not to turn

uh

fuuuuck i forgot

this is what we call a business deal

( three dollars pop into his odd not-hand from nowhere in particular ... )

also are you sure because i think even medically for humans that much costs way more than three dollars

i be getting bored and interfering with the natural order and shit . fucking like uuu h . making stick bugs larger . that does sound fun

you know where i'm from i think an ounce of that could kill 17 people

how much for an ounce of that

today on fun activities with m

i might intervene in the collapsing of a star just to see what the scientists do when the supernova they've been waiting for doesn't happen

// can i express something about my character if we promise to be mature and not puzzle solvers about it?

like genuinely, it's a bad bad no good character trait that she can't solve. if we don't think we can handle it well i just need to know NOW yk

... oh . ah , shit .

um ...

i don't . have lungs ?

oh , also , hey . look there , i'm missing an eye too . twinning ?

there's so much space between these lemons you can't be suffocating that easily . i wouldn't suffocate this easily

( clearing away lemons . to be fair he can't suffocate ... )

do you want help

this isn't gonna be one of those japes where i pull on your arm and just the arm comes loose right

why would it be lemon juice that stuffs really acidic . i wouldn't want to subject you to that experience

rain of lemons

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ㅤᴀ ᴛʜᴇᴏʀᴇᴛɪᴄᴀʟ sᴛᴀᴛᴇ ɪɴ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ɴᴇᴜʀᴀʟ ᴄɪʀᴄᴜɪᴛs ʀᴇsɪsᴛ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ, ʟᴇᴀʀɴɪɴɢ, ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇᴏʀɢᴀɴɪᴢᴀᴛɪᴏɴ; ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ ғᴀɪʟs ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴡʀɪᴛᴇ sᴛʀᴜᴄᴛᴜʀᴇ, ɪɴᴊᴜʀʏ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇs ɴᴏ ᴀᴅᴀᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ ʀᴇʀᴏᴜᴛɪɴɢ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴇᴍᴏʀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴇʜᴀᴠɪᴏʀ ʀᴇᴍᴀɪɴ ʟᴏᴄᴋᴇᴅ ɪɴ ғɪxᴇᴅ ᴘᴀᴛᴛᴇʀɴs, ᴀs ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ɪᴛsᴇʟғ ʜᴀs ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴇᴛᴄʜᴇᴅ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴜɴʏɪᴇʟᴅɪɴɢ sᴛᴏɴᴇ.
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ONE DAY YOUR PAST WILL ALL COME RIGHT ON BACK TO HAUNT YOU
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the whole hat thing really got annoying though so i'm

eh

oh are you having second thoughts i can undo this

khm .

" not even the carrion eaters are interested in your irradiated corpse "

( said with the exact timbre and tone of the fallout 1 game over narration )

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