One of the hardest things in my adult life is knowing I’ll never again taste the like of Frank’s Pizzeria

“Rhode Island is home to roughly zero modern data centers — the enormous, electron-hungry computer farms feeding the stock market and artificial intelligence revolution. To some elected officials, the Ocean State’s invisibility to the industry is a sign of its uncompetitive business climate and mediocre economy.”

“To some antelope, the herd’s invisibility to the lion is a sign of uncompetitive meat flavor”

Ideal relationship dynamic

Picard ethics tip: The fact that a conflict has many sides does not imply that every side has merit.

The Calvin's dad explaining records meme. He is explaining that the two kinds of meme are Calvin's dad and Loss. Despite being a meme about Calvin's dad, this one is Loss.

Obviously that was supposed to say “disappearing,” but “disheartening” has a nice, lamenting quality to it so I’ll give you a pass on that one autocorrect

No Appetite Visit the post for more.

Once a year I like to prove I'm still alive by posting one single new page of "Inhumation" and then disheartening back into my little hole.

Listening to “Sweet Home Alabama” as a kid: “Heck yeah, rock and roll!”

Listening to “Sweet Home Alabama” as an adult: “Wow these guys liked Richard Nixon, like, a LOT.”

“Moist” “Juicy” chicken is gross. Give me that bone dry white meat. That’s what sauces are for

“Is “Die Hard” is a Christmas movie?” is not an interesting question. It’s not worth thinking about in either direction

CTRL+ALT+DEL loss comic except JD Vance runs into the room to find two beds, with Viktor Orban and the Strait of Hormuz.

Caesar LacksAmbition

Melania: I never cut child in half with sword. I never do this.

The entire USA: what?

Melania: not me.

Bugs Bunny (labeled “Me”) sitting casually on a bomb labeled “My Brain” while a gremlin winds up to smash the bomb with a mallet labeled “Intrusive Thought”

Reading a “Murderbot” book at the same I’m listening to a “Culture” audiobook and just thinking about how mad ART would get if it ever met a Culture ship

a close up of a gollum from the lord of the rings with a very angry look on his face Alt: a close up of a gollum from the lord of the rings with a very angry look on his face

Social media apps as Lord of the Rings characters, a thread:

Twitter: Twitter is Gollum. Began as a normal halfling. Overexposure to evil left it thin and stretched and bitter.

Past me (the me shopping at BJ’s last weekend) is punishing present me (the me that really wants a hot pocket right now) by refusing to buy a 40 pack of pepperoni hot pockets, so that future me (the me in 20 years) isn’t dying of a massive coronary from eating hot pockets every day for 20 years

Here's the number for the congressional switchboard. Please call your reps and senators. This man needs to be removed from office now.

(202) 224-3121

Page one: text on black background, “WAKE UP!”. Eyes open, a baby sea turtle with an eggshell helmet says, “you need to wake up!”

Page 2: helmet turtle says to a green baby sea turtle, who is waking up out off his egg, “we need to get moving.” CRASH! A cormorant breaks through the ceiling of their nest hole. Helmet turtle says MOVE!

Page 3: “when you’re out there, beeline to the water. Don’t stop. Don’t be a hero. Godspeed.” The helmet turtle kicks baby green turtle out the hole off a cliff onto the beach below.

Page 4: baby green turtle lands on the sand. The distance between him and the water is quite large. Another baby sea turtle is being devoured by a seagull and is screaming for help.

I dreamt of the beach (1/4)

paper taped to a pole. all caps in arial font it reads: Stop paying taxes! Does a billionaire rapist cannibal deserve your money more than you?!? I don't fucking think so!

paper taped to light pole with all caps Arial font on it: Smoke weed to get out of going to war! Don't go to another country to kill innocent people please!

shoutout to whatever graphic designless queen put these up in silver lake

At first I thought you were saying he’s mid

a mock up of a vintage style movie poster, with a bright yellow background featuring red, white, and black elements. the title reads "Please Margaret NO" and shows a well groomed man in a suit looking terrified, as a woman with curled hair and red lipstick holds her mouth open in a broad smile. the text below reads "he was a man with the world's largest collection of live butterflies and she wanted to eat them all". a motif of black and white butterfly silhouettes floats along the top of the poster.

please enjoy this "vintage movie poster" I saw in a dream which was so funny to my subconscious that I immediately woke myself up to write it down for later

Dune part 3 poster but it says they pay me in woims

Trump is going to make an announcement tomorrow telling everyone to drive more. He’s gonna do an executive order banning bicycles

When sharks narrowly avoid a dangerous situation, do they say they escaped by the teeth of their skin?

Is gender-affirming care for trans kids really a dangerous experiment? Who should be in charge of who gets it? Doctors and families? Or politicians? #protecttranskids 🏳️‍⚧️

When did your obsession with hot toxic women begin?

Aquarelle représentant le commandant Vimaire passant devant Planteur JMTLG, son présentoir à saucisses autour du cou.

Autour d'une table, Mémé Ciredutemps, Nounou Ogg, le bibliothécaire, Mustrum Ridculle et Rincevent font une partie de Monsieur l'oignon-l'andouille. Gredin et le Bagage sont aussi là

Suzanne, la petite-fille de la Mort, dans ses deux costumes (soit stricte en institutrice, soit en robe et gants noir, en train d'enguirlander à Mort aux Rats qui se tient dans la paume de sa main. Elle a un corbeau à ses pieds.

Madame Cake. Une petite dame boulotte habillée tout en noir, portant un chapeau noir orné de fruits en cire noirs.

GNU Terry Pratchett 🪻🖤 @terrypratchett.bsky.social