Play your cards right and I can drop off veggies like the Easter Bunny

My beezy sense told me to start 10x the amount of seeds this year. I’m going to be surrounded by vegetables to trade. Looks like bartering is back in style, kids!

wut

oops, I posted this under the wrong skeet

I still won a bunch of kitkats and donate them to the Animal Caucus snack fund!

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a woman is sitting at a table with a bag of kit kat candy on it . Alt: a woman is sitting at a table with a bag of kit kat candy on it .

oh snoooows! I was aDULLting all night and missed the funsies but somehow I won a truckload of KitKats

He’s drunk

Not the person who should be removed

Oh well since the guy who thinks Man Woman Person Camera is complex…

I’m still alive thanks to antidepressants

a man in a tank top says but you ain t got no legs Alt: Forest Gump, a man in a tank top leaning down to talk to someone off camera, says “but you ain’t got no legs lieutenant dan”

Maybe he got new legs?

it's a very big bork in a smol package

a man wearing a red sweater and tie is sitting on a couch and says mmhm Alt: Mr. Rogers, a man wearing a red sweater and tie is sitting on a couch and says mmhm "I'm proud of you, you know that. I hope you do."

Some neighbors a few blocks away met my beagle tonight on our walk, he then borked at the neighbors' dogs. Man neighbor said "that's the dog we can hear from our house! It's amazing that he's so small! I thought he'd be bigger!"

TBF he is really loud.

Thank you, AG Weiser.

Let's Go Blood Clot!

Just save some space for the Animal Caucus and friends to crash, we'll bring snacks!

yes, yes he can

FBI Dir. Kash Patel filmed chugging beer in U.S. Olympic hockey players' locker room YouTube video by MS NOW

I don't know WHAT would give The Atlantic the idea that he's anything like that...

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It showed in Palisade and all the peach trees were already blooming 😭😭😭😭

We only need to eat one before the rest fall in line

I didn’t know goats could travel unaccompanied on airplanes

the word burn is written in flames on the ground Alt: the word burn is written in flames on the ground

Paying 30% of my very small self employed income in taxes when some people who make billions pay nothing doesn’t bother me. Nope. /s

I stand with Team Orca

Such a shame 🍿

Right under your skeet

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Two skeets in my skyline, the first one saying "I have seen literally over a dozen posts in the last few days saying 'OMG Bluesky stop showing me people's pet death posts!' I'm really not sure what's up with the bot situation her, but it is very strange." The next skeet, right under it, says "omg, Bluesky, stop showing me pet death posts from people I do not follow. I do want to know if someone I know loses a pet, but not every time any person on the entire internet does."

When the stars align

With this kind of popularity, it would be great for the corporate media overlords to keep putting JD in front of U.S. viewers until the midterms.

I grew up half Catholic, never confirmed, but know all the rituals. I'm best described as a pagan-pantheist. (No, nothing to do with pants.)

But I would never, ever, ever, ever, under any circumstances, start a beef with the Pope.

My aunties would smite me from beyond their graves.