bleet 🥹🥹

Omg you and your friend!

Sundays like~

I’m really glad one is entirely a subset of the other

Electoral Commission registrar having to deal with yet another left party registration:

A drawing of a realistic dog wearing a tie saying; "I need to lock in and prove that I am capable. I need to be taken seriously." While a drawing of a cartoon dog says; "I need to stay silly and whimsical lest I lose the very essence of myself." Perpetrating an endless cycle

Endless cycle

A bit cringe but I’m so proud of how I’m doing lately! 🍑🙂‍↕️

Omg you’re so tall

London in Spring

They’d be fun!!

Tis the day of the week 🍑

Maybe it’s just chill clearing out time? 🫢

Chatting online is getting so weird and annoying~

What do you mean I’m not supposed to respond to you if I happen to be on my phone when you message?

I’m obliged to respond to every reaction I get otherwise I’m an arrogant slut?

I just want to show off and speak to fun people chill 😭😭

Comic. [Sign above four people. A person sits at a desk working on a laptop. A person with ponytail is talking to person with white hat. A person with short hair walks away.] SIGN: It has been [-0.00000000000000044] days since our last floating point error

Day Counter

xkcd.com/3228/

Regretting that novelty saddle now, right?

The sun and this weekend has made me realise I’m just shit at plans 😖

The amount of bunny ears I’ve accumulated this weekend is obscene

It’s what happened to me when I sat on the wrong— oh it’s a disappointing drink in a ball

remind me in the future to only go out on event nights 😮‍💨

It would be nice to not have a cold at any point in the next month

An alien landscape

And that’s hockey done for another season 😴

(Until summer)

Omg hiiiiii

The chaos this causes reminds me to never go into product development for bttms

Share the feeling around dammit

I got a new necklace (smol)

My god is it this shit all the way up

Ok maybe I cheated by cycling

A GP appointment, sample collect, hospital trip for X-ray, and prescription collect

All that from home and back within 45 minutes 😮‍💨

Fuck me academia is shit