// i made jay do my currency wars and it got me my loving husband boothill and all it cost me was giving jay access to my twt. u should Do it.

@govthound.bsky.social

She is… Glaring hard at the living room table. More specifically, the mess on top of it. What looks like three different pistols, all deconstructed, halfway through being cleaned (she assumes).

“…. WHY is there a whole armory on the COFFEE TABLE?!”

hip holster in the middle of a freaking grocery store. “D’you think that might be…. A little, uh…. E-Excessive..?”

@resolutehero.bsky.social

Shopping trips with Leon are fun. Just not for Leon.

Even a grocery run feels like a tactical training exercise. He always stands that half step in front of her like the tomatoes are gonna attack them.

“… Leon,” Grace says, eyeing his very obviously displayed +

@bsaasbestdriver.bsky.social

She’s just coming out of a debrief on recent bioterror activity, led by Chris Redfield himself. She’s been stock still and visibly anxious the WHOLE time. But, this guy looks like he’s a little more approachable… Kinda..?

“Th-that guy is…. Really intimidating, huh?”

// gonna try to get to these today (allegedly) (hopefully) (maybe)

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//

// i’ll dm!!

// everyone asking what happened: someone problematic faking their identity and trying to come back to the verse. all is handled. luv u guys ❤️

// anyway daily love post for the spanish community i promise ill learn the language someday but ty for being so cool and merciful to us english speakers and hot and sexy also. ur all sexy. ok bye

// THE OTHER DIRECTION E FLICKY THINGY. WHATEVER. YOU KNOW WHAT MY GRINGO ASS MEANS

// cant read spanish but i just learned the word dèjales and ill be using it generously for the rest of my life thanks

No revenge because their way of living is embarrassing enough.

ismere como siempre españa representando

// mobilizing the international army fr i luv u guys sm. te amo or whatever

// those are definitely words …….. how is anything cheaper than ALDI. well. ig technically our dollar tree or dollar generals are cheaper but they dont have as much food its more cheap everyday supply stuff. and someone gets shot outside one like daily

// anyway i want it to be known to all of u i am so serious 100% when i say this. i will always be the bad guy for u. if u feel unsafe or uncomfortable, i will send the dm. i will say the thing that’s hard to say. i am not letting ANY of you get hurt. don’t ever be afraid to seek me out. Ilyg❤️

// FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT ONE MORE TIMEEEEEEEE FUCK AROUND. DO IT I DARE YOU.

// idk if its the same over there but aldi is considered where poor people (me) shop bc its so cheap and its all knockoff brands…….. i miss their mac n cheese

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⠀⠀⠀⠀❝⠀ 𝘞𝘌 𝘈𝘙𝘌. 𝙒𝙀 𝘼𝙍𝙀—
⠀⠀⠀⠀𝗪𝗘 𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗪𝗔𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚. ⠀
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⠀⠀⠀⠀yamioka akihiko, oc.⠀—⠀and he build them a church. not one of sermons, but of silence. not one of punishment, but of promise. here, fear is not banished — 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥.
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It’s okay Piers. They’re doing their masculine posturing ritual. This is normal. 😒

OKAY. COOL. IT WAS FLEXOR DIGITAL PROFOUND TENDON MEMORU. WHAT?

………. Well it WASN’T MY BRAIN.

………. IT WAS MUSCLE MEMORY.

…………. I may have panicked.

I shot it.

I KILLED IT.

THERE’S A JUNEBUG IN MY ROOM OH GOD HELP WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD

// UN FORASPIDER

// it’s the chris redfield effect brotha . yall are intimidating by DEFAULT