Happy Birthday! Gimme that Clefairy, Perfect Order has been so meeeean to me 😭

Jeeeeesus christ, well done.

When my friend told me the fucking moon phase, weather, and direction you’re facing matter while crafting I said fuck all the way off.

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Literally this

I’m also stoned most of the time so that probably didn’t help anything.

The way this was formatted on my screen separated “uses” from “:3” and I thought you meant someone in active addiction 💀

Husband and I watching the latest ep of drag race: wow what a good episode!
Literally 3 seconds later: TERRY NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hehe, thanks big guy. Have *not* been feeling it lately, so this kinda means a lot from someone as giant as you.

bloop

Stretching the definition of fit

THESE FIT YOU 4 YEARS AGO? Jesus chriiiiist.

✨ournia✨

Only extremely.

So plushhh

He’s so cuuuuuute

I pulled the Psyduck from a 3 pack blister, waiting to open a few pc etbs with a friend

Jeeeeeesus christ you’re a blubber balloon!

WHAT

Gz seahawks and i hope everyone lighting off fireworks in a residential area dies slowly and painfully.

Grateful I work almost exclusively in excel 😂

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The concept of 4x being a crop top

Bye i’ve died

But…deviled egg 😭

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love a tasteful reference

Have yourself a wide Wednesday 🍛

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Someone with a forced feminization kink in your dms after this post

“Might”