// RELAPSING SO HARD,,, I NEED TO GET SHI WUDU PREGNANT !!!

I also don't know..

If you must...

...

Gacha games.

Oh my god.

[Groans head in hands.]

What time is it?

A lot of things can only be achieved through action and not waiting around for it to happen.

Interacting with Lord Thunder Master feels like a game of go.

Naturally.

It is not so uncommon, the mortals trade it with the far western regions.

No, it's alright. This is within their scope and jurisdiction, I have to ask them.

[He sighs, then turns to look at the Thunder Master. Smoking, as always. That pipe of his already looks like an extension of his body.]

And...is that, opium with tobacco?

There's something I need to ask some of the civil gods of, though I'm unsure where they went. 😮‍💨

That's trespassing.

I'm so in love with my wife right now.

[Mirth in his eyes as he watched He Xuan, giving him a matching smirk in return as he so happily leaned back. Welcoming the idea.]

Then I have no choice but to satiate my ever so greedy demon.

// corpse bride reference 😩

Oh?

[Raised a brow in question, although he already knew where this was going.]

Do tell what these other ways are, I'm very open.

but I'm holding myself back in consideration.

Hm, then I won't argue with you. If it's what you want to do then you shall do it.

[Takes one of He Xuan's hands in his and kisses the back of his hand.]

Excited is an understatement. I am more than thrilled and exhilarated at the thought. So much so that I want you so badly right now, +

[Hugging back, Shi Wudu placed a kiss at the top of He Xuan's head, his hand running through the inky black locks that smoothly glides in between his fingers. Looking back, this was not something he would have expected to come into his life and yet it did, all because of He Xuan.]

Who let you come in?

You don't have to work, you know? Meilin is there for that.

[Smiles back ever so fondly! Oh, he's so in love.]

Of course, why wouldn't I be?

You should do well to rest more often, my love. You and our little one deserve all the peace and comfort in the world.

⊹˚₊⌁ 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘵𝘩? 𝘕𝘰𝘸, 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦’𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘰 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘵? ⌁₊˚⊹

[Had anyone else seen this scene, they would have marvelled at the sight of the Water Tyrant. He looked like he was going to be a sobbing mess, he looked utterly like none of that dignified elemental master right at this moment.]

[He looked at both their hands and let out a long exhale.]

Why are you even asking this is...so good, truly...

[His voice had broken slightly as he said that final word. Like he was holding something back. It was obvious from his tone what that was.]

Xuan'er, you're so, so good...

+

How sweet that the general thinks so fondly of me.

[He smiles a little as he continues looking up at him, letting him play with his hair.]

Then I assume you'd like to be punished in your own quarters then, general? To make yourself feel at home despite the oncoming onslaught that is your punishment.

That is what a brother is for, I am not your sibling for nothing, Qingxuan. Naturally, I know and understand how your brain works.

[He checked it himself, and sure enough, what he said was true.]

Oh, Xuan'er, I-I...

[For the first time in a long while, he did not know what to say. He didn't even believe it himself that he struggled to find the words to say.]

You and I...this...we did this...?