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If you think modern cars break more often than cars made 30-40 years ago, you are sorely mistaken.

Cars made back then were ready for the scrap heap at 160,000km. Today’s cars are just getting broken in at that point.

My grandparents raised 5 kids in a house like that. They did partially finish the attic to make the third bedroom as original home had only two.

They’re all part of the same prosperity gospel.

And yet, I used to have a NYTimes and WaPo subscription. Now neither gets my money nor my clicks.

This is exactly the ruleset to create militia compounds with thousands of people you’d hope to never meet.

For decades, birthday party clowns folded balloons and played games. John Wayne Gacy is taking a different approach.

Don’t forget lead paint too. There’s a lot of latent lead floating around in homes built before 1978.

My kid was a finalist for a supervisor role at Amazon. Straight out of college, no managerial experience. Thankfully, he took a far better job offer instead.

Don’t be surprised if this “supervisor” is a 21 year old kid in way over their head.

When my son moved out we finally got rid of our last piece of RevereWare. It’s a great pot for boiling pasta and mostly worthless for anything else.

My parents splurged and bought me an Atari 2600. I didn’t buy a new game console until I picked up a used PlayStation original years after it first came out.

I think I took two plane trips before I was 21. Once to my aunt’s wedding in California and once to see my grandparents in TX. Both trips only happened because my dad couldn’t get enough time off to drive from MI both ways.

My first overseas flight was my honeymoon in Ireland at age 26.

That’s literally what this is looking at. I’m going to assume you are one of the people polled here since you seem to have trouble comprehending.

These are his people. The real numbers are worse.

Stay in the hole please.

Losing 20 points from one side and shifting it to the other is exactly what a net -40 change means. Respondents have the option of saying unsure or no opinion. When they go from Approve straight to Disapprove, that’s what is known as “really bad”.

Pope Leo on an airplane, standing in the aisle, holding a baseball bat.

Say "weak on crime" again. I dare you.

'the pope is an American because the Vatican is out to get me' is terrific because it's both a thing an insane person would think and also probably true.

It really sucks when everyone who wants a job can find one.

We’re far better off now.

Idiot.

A pope chose death over the possibility of ever having that experience twice.

So Denver played the same game in both rounds?

There’s no way PBS hasn’t been making subtitles since long before they were legally required.

They live in multimillion dollar waterfront homes and fly the “Don’t tread on me” flag.

I’m not sure what they think getting tread upon looks like. Apparently, it’s taxing boat loans.

Gotta give folks a reason to turnout on Election Day.

Unless he paid the royalties, it was Sunday Bloody Big Game Sunday.

But then you might miss Varsity Ford’s ad.

Orban has evidence far worse than the pee tape.

That’s the transaction.

China is where everything on earth comes from but their citizens are all mud farmers who dream of running water and sewers.

It sucks that we’re going to have to tear it down only a year or two after it gets built but we’ve wasted money on worse.

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