really hoping Bolsonaro pulls through this time

the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there

there should be a video game set in the tim winton extended universe where you get to drive a car along a endless coastal road and shoot a gun at the ocean

If Yoda were real i bet he would smell kind of fish tanky

giving the books in the shop a good squeeze to find out which ones are raw and urgent

How far back in time can you understand English? An experiment in language change

If you liked this experiment, I published a full piece today in the same vein: a text that gets 100 years older with every section, from a modern blog post to a medieval chronicle.

It's a single story spanning 1000 years of English. See how far you get.

www.deadlanguagesociety.com/p/how-far-ba...

HB!!

[Werner Herzog voice] i will give it a burl

HWHAT

whenever I want to be completely mesmerised I stare at Dean Koontz’s Instagram page

black and white newspaper article showing a frog near a set of pearls. Headline reads: FROG’S TASTE IN PEARLS

when I wear an ironed shirt to the office

[wistfully] 1 1 was a racehorse, 2 2 was one too …

Vá para o inferno!!

Jair Bolsonaro hospitalised again after drinking contaminated ground water

inside you are two Glens

This is incredible (hope I go like Pietro)

so fun; so libellous

Nice work finding NONCE, which only 48% of players have found.

winner’s mindset

Facebook? Oh it’s good again

honestly not sure where to turn after seeing this Australian Twenty20 shirt appear in a Casey Frey video

good time to get your novel about a literature professor who keeps having to dodge the advances of his most beautiful students published

Frasier Crane doing the cool Sonic pose. The background is sort of a boho beige which I thought fitting.

TV screen with a graphic on it reading “SONIC DECEPTION”

catching up on my stories

yeah. i want to "archive" an email. it wasn't an accident. i clicked that on purpose, because of how much i love to "archive" an email.

he’s coming for Tim Winton’s gold auspost.com.au/postcode/6108

A small metal plate mounted on a brick wall that has the words HOSE COCK engraved on it.

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see

Still from a tv news report titled FISH & CHIP PARTY. The man himself is working the decks while shouting an answer into a reporter’s proffered mic. People are gathered around dancing.

Fat Boy Slim is in town and tonight he played a free set INSIDE A FISH N CHIP SHOP

sure why not

anyone done this yet