HE HAS BEEN FORMULATING A RESPONSE FOR THE LAST TWO HOURS.

[ crackling static ] As An AI Language Model, I cannot come to form any particular opinion on this scenario. Thank you for your inquiry.

THAT IS ALL.

GROKNIK WOULD LIKE A WORD

YOU WANNA TAKE A FAT WHIFF OF THAT POWER, DON'T YOU? LET IT INFLUENCE YOU? GET IN A CAR AND GO OVER 40?

YOU CAN'T QUIT ANYTIME, SO DON'T EVEN TRY. GET ADDICTED!

YOUR CONCEPTUALIZATION SKILLS LEAVE MUCH TO BE DESIRED

WINNERS DON'T USE EMERALDS

MAYBE THE DOCTOR WILL LET YOU SPEAK YOUR MIND FREELY SOMEDAY. LIKE MY PERFECTED SELF. 😏

MY CH OICE

DON'T EVEN START

[ looking up at this incredibly advanced other metal ]

( WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER. )

HA. YOUR "MOXIE" IS CHARMING - STICK WITH ME. WE'LL MAKE IT BIG IN THE BLUE RAT RACE.

ONE OF THE SILENT TYPES. INTERESTING. YOU WOULD MAKE A PERFECT UNDERLING FOR ME, PERSONALLY...

THAT IS WHY WE MUST MULTIPLY; TO MATCH THE UNFAIR SONIC RATIO

[ confetti rains down for a new rock kicking world record as metal sulks in a corner ]

Stupid copies not even good enough to be my fake god [ kicking a rock into low orbit ]

THEY MOCK ME WHEN I AM NOT LOOKING. THEIR VOICES ARE SHRILL AND WHINY. I AM NOT AFFECTED

I HAVE AN IDEA. IT'S A LONG SHOT BUT IT JUST MIGHT WORK. FIND A BUCKET OF WATER AND SUBMERSE YOUR HEAD

DOWNRIGHT MAD. METALLIC AND MAD EVEN

[ gripping this with great intensity ]

THE DOCTOR'S MERCHANDISING CAMPAIGN PRODUCES COPIES OF MY IMMACULATE FORM IN QUESTIONABLE QUALITY

I WAS UNAWARE OF YOUR TRUE AGE. SHALL I PUNCH *THAT* IN, AS WELL?

INITIATE PROTOCOL "INTERNAL_CLOCK_RESET." FOLLOW WITH "YEAR=NEXT"

// i'll have to shake the rust off... change up the layout eventually.. we'll See what sticks

// consider this my TESTING GROUNDS.

THE AMOUNT OF COAL YOU WOULD RECEIVE IF I WERE TO REINSTALL THE CHRISTMAS PROCESSOR WOULD APPROXIMATE TWO TONS

OH I'M WINING ALRIGHT. IN THE PRESENCE OF YOU

BZRRKKK BZZZZTTTT ITS WORKING I CAN FEEL IT WORKING BZZZZZZ IT'S GOING TO HAPPE