Lol no you arent playing into a joke. I just read a lot and dont have many friends who read so like I have no one to talk to about it. I have read a book at the same time as someone else and its fun to do so and discuss so like, I just want that

I gotta join a fucking book club

He was officially promoted from "goober" to "sleep paralysis demon" and he takes his new position very seriously

Awww XP. Its funny cuz i only use that one in furry context~

The most practical use of my British national identity is the ability to describe random things as "cheeky" it hits like crack every single time

Maybe I should go buy a joint tonight for old times sake. And a family size bag of M&Ms

Dog say less im so sold

Careful, If you start snooping around Barnaby's farm you might stumble upon the barn where he trains all his new rubber critters. Mittens found that out the hard way, but at least they seem to be adjusting to their new role. Still gotta work on that "moo," though.

🎨 by @amazingmittens.bsky.social!

Just finished The Master and Margarita. Good mix of kinda dark and twisted while also being quite silly yet still pretty deep.

Also theres a walking talking cat character who's like the devil's personal Jester and thats just cool as fuck

Been slacking on books this was a good one to start back on

My brain has started doing this really cool and awesome and unique thing where if im lying in bed early in the morning it will hallucinate the sound of the doorbell ringing.

Nothing makes people ask questions quite like answering said questions preemptively

What up!
We're three cool mascots looking for other cool mascots to hang out in our party mansion!
Nothing sexual.
Mascots in good shape encouraged. If your fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things.
Again, nothing sexual.

Dog im so over 30th birthday parties like theres only a few less I have to suffer through this year but one of them is my own and its filling me with existential dread

A hypnotised pooltoy bat

A fox-dragon inside a squeky red panda suit with the head about to be put on

pooltoy dalmatian teased by disembodied hands

Some of this month's sketch club rewards :3c

Bully

By @/hisashino.bsky.social.

My least favorite thing about summer is the bugs and genuinely the best way for me to deal with it is come up with giant cute horny plush/pooltoy bug doms who want to kidnap me back to their hives and turn me into their toy~

Always :3

Weathers getting nice so fuck it im making my name huffy

The problem with making caramelized onions is that by the time they've done ive already eaten half of them

Take my paw and let’s watch cartoons. #fursuitfriday

Poomfy looming over Kuri menacingly as Kuri is squished between the diaper Poomfy is already wearing and the one he is about to tape on.

Poomfy in 2 enormous diapers under his latex nurse uniform. Cutaways show Kuri is in between the 2 diapers, plugged and caged and diapered herself. Another nurse is questioning Poomfy about his uniform.

Commission for @poomfyplush.bsky.social
Nurse Poomfy is doing some very enlightening research into saving space on patient accommodations within the facility. Highly scientific and all that. Very important.

Garbage gangsters!
Junk junkies!

Raccoons:

Trash Pandas. 👎
Bin Bandits. 👍

Cowboy mascots have been fucking me up to a frankly outrageous degree this week.

It looks so outrageously over the top ima be there day one

Jokes on you Bluesky telling me my weird animal costume porn is "Forbidden" just makes me even hornier for it

baltin locked in the hokkie plushsuit again, this time in a con hotel room after partying

"Coming back tired from the rave, he found his handler wouldn't let him out and wanted to play with him 'just a little while longer' (aaaaaall night)"
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just a lil something to keep the gears turnin :P
#furryart #art #bdsm

Bluesky more like nosky with how often this shit is down nowadays

These fucking phone games which are just digital adult coloring books with ads are the current bane of my existence for this week

Everytime I see my therapist theres always a point after talking about my own issues for like 30+ minutes where there's a pause and im like "and then there's you know, current events"

And my therapist just nods his head and is like "mhmm. Yep. Current events."