#crew96 fans I know it feels like we're as bad as SKC, Portland and Orlando; but in reality we're only as bad as Montreal and Philly.

There's quite a lot of despicable behavior around this World Cup, but I don't think it includes the behavior of local and state governments who are out of favor with the regime FIFA has aligned themselves with

Vulcan statue - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vulcan_... so he's a figment of this guy's imagination?

No they should do this shut up let them do this

Making the computer do what you want it to do is the easy part.

Figuring out what *we* actually want the computer to do is the hard part.

He's not talking trash or trying to be provocative, it's just a sincere belief

I feel like that makes it worse!

No Kings except Weston McKennie

We love to see growth!

It's also just flat out difficult to do! We need more children of filmmakers and post-colonial scholars running for office

Finally a good table!
I don't know if you're taking feature requests, but it would be really cool if there was a "Recent Form" mode that would calculate everything on a 3 or 5 game moving average.

Legitimate salvage!

Speaking in my capacity as a guy who has been to Adams County, Ohio, I would very much like to know why in heaven’s name Afroman has elected to live in Adams County, Ohio

My youth

Congratulations to Wavin' Flag and Waka Waka for being the official World Cup anthems for the fifth straight time

Go find the schedule to see who the fuck closed last night and mutter to myself in annoyance

It drives me crazy that they just convert the current betting lines and call it win probably, and then act like it's an advanced stat that gives insight

it is my life’s mission to find the guy who’s pitching “no income taxes below [seemingly upper-middle-class threshold]” to big Dems electeds and hit him with a whiffle bat until he stops doing that

the stink of gender resentment coming off Silicon Valley has been obvious for a while. these men hate women because they hate being told no.

Feels like a very important read these days for all sports fans. But given the Jones/Yeboah scandal, it’s especially pertinent for MLS fans.

(Also it’s brilliantly written. There’s just nothing like a good longform)

Crew may not be playing tier 1 MLS soccer right now, but Rydström is giving tier 1 MLS press conferences

Is this u22 spot for Akhundzada?

40 dozen donuts isn't a crazy catering order. It's a big military. Honestly this whole bill seems fine?

Justin Meram

Ahhhhh yes

And here's me at that game

Takes the card at 35' and is out at halftime

That's a question for Chief Justice Obama

Emoluments clause, but that's apparently dead letter so