A young torbie Maine coon

Dora took a long time to grow into her nose

Ha, I was thinking it was likely to be followed by a speech in which the deceased was described as a “character”

Dinner at a pub which features in Tess of the D’Urbervilles (as mentioned in the menu) not in an entirely good light (as not mentioned on the menu)

What crimes have I committed now?

WTF Bluesky?

Complete with stereotypical Tourist photo too!

Not so much her glorious floof as her glorious claw sharpening skills…

“Don’t for a second think this throw will protect the chair arms from me, human”

I’m contemplating a trip to Valencia late November- looks like a good shout actually…

Die quietly, human

I could only imagine the furious wagging Dora would do if she had to put up with coughing

Benny would be most displeased if I did

I seem to have some kind of coldy fluey thing but without the coughing or sneezing. Benny’s pleased though because I’ve spent the weekend lying on the sofa with him

A gormless looking black and white cat with a feather stuck to his whiskers

Please stop lining up rodent corpses in the hall Benny

My husband is watching golf on TV. I’m watching someone clean road signs on Instagram. I do not understand why we are so absorbed in what we’re doing.

Sitting in a sunbeam, blowing kisses

I’m not allowed to buy a Ford because they didn’t keep my brother on after his YTS mechanic training - just hired another apprentice at YTS rates. (Vauxhall who actually sacked him are fine though as sacking someone for making a mistake is apparently fair enough).

My brother is in his mid fifties…

A black and white cat burying his face in his paws

You and me both Benny

Full marks to anyone who didn’t have to look up the meaning of today’s Wordle

Scratch that - there is a sink. Think it is probably the kitchen that’s the issue - there appears to be no where that could safely house a cooker

Guessing it doesn’t hit many lender’s definition of habitable (carefully shot by the estate agent but no evidence of e.g. any sinks or cooking facilities and those electrics look a tad dangerous)

The sun! I’m practically ginger! It hurts!

I got the garden chairs out and had to abandon mine as Dora kept biting the corner next to my leg…

Not sure if it was her first purr of the year or second. Yes the food bowl was empty and I was having a bit of a lie in.

Torbie maine coon ignoring a hand ruffling her head floof

Dora has provided an Easter miracle in the form of her waking me up by purring and kneading

Torbie maine coon Looming

Dreamies have been provided and yet I’m still under close supervision

Two cats and a dead mouse viewed through a grubby window

Dora is currently banned from using the cat flap as she brought a little present (I know the glass is dirty but it’s being replaced in a few weeks)

I’m choosing to believe all of the news today is an April fools.

And long winded if buying as a couple and you both have pre existing conditions

Unforgivable apparently