My grandfather was an anchor baby. It turns out the best case against birthright citizenship is Donald.

Too dumb to see it, too narcissistic to listen to good advice.

wheeeeee existential anxiety

Twitter user eoghan: How dare poor people get free medical advice <quote tweet from Twitter user Polymarket: BREAKING: New York bill would ban AI from answering questions related to medicine, law, dentistry, nursing, psychology, social work, engineering, & more.> Twitter user YBrogard79094: JUST MAKE HEALTHCARE ACCESSIBLE Twitter user eoghan: AI is literally free healthcare. Being a communist must be exhausting

Google pledges roughly three hours of its annual profit to fight climate change Google and others are committing $100 million to combat climate change.

The perfect headline doesn’t exi…

Racist tweet from Musk

Musk doing his Sieg Heil

"They're the same picture" meme from the Office

BONUS RULING: Judge Thomas Johnston, a George W. Bush appoiintee in West Virginia, used a recent ruling to warn of the dangers of defying due process for immigrants because of what it could also mean for Americans. It's worth a read.

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Go birds! (Never the east coast ones)

What do you say to those who claim you’re not American? I understand it’s confusing to encounter an American who can speak two different languages.

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Bad Bunny theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-int...

one way or another, your brain and your body will take breaks.

you can do this intentionally, through planning for it, sharing skills, and passing things off…

… or unintentionally, in ways that are more disruptive to you and others.

you can take regular, shorter breaks, or burn out entirely.

Bar rot?

🤣

Apparently but unsurprisingly the druids are on our side

:-(

Photo through the windshield of a car showing an armored police vehicle driving on Nicollet

This is Minneapolis:

-drop the kids off for a day with their grandparents
-go to brunch with your wife
-get a text from neighbors who don’t have enough food & can’t leave home or they might be abducted by fed govt
-get groceries as helicopters roar overhead
-deliver food & this vehicle passes you

Happy Birthday!

As you should

Not going to bet against you on that. I’ve seen how we’ve done with ours and it’s not core to the business (not yet) to justify that kind of investment

Yea... part of why I moved was to have more places to just road trip to.

Dinner?

CBS pulled the 60 Minutes CECOT segment, but Canada aired it anyway.

The segment was streaming via Global TV and YouTube (since taken down). Having a VPN set to Canada helped. 🇨🇦

My take, there is no reason we shouldn’t see this. Most of it was known information, easily searchable.
1/5

Oh hell yes

Same... I've been slacking with the stress of moving/getting the house organized/end of work year crap. I need to get my shit together again

How dare they

This blood transfusion brought to you by the leeches I placed on your testicles

A tweet by @vetcoach Aaron suggesting that at public libraries you can record a podcast, get your taxes done, and borrow gardening tools all in one place, citing @MrBruteBuddyNoLove's tweet that celebrates accessing numerous free resources at public libraries.

Good morning! When we say ‘more than books,’ we really mean it 😂 Proud of what our libraries make possible every day! 💪🏽

Yea I used to have that argument with my siblings every time I went back to the DC area. They'd get annoyed that I'd stay at a hotel - but was always better for both sanity (family is very different than me) and what I needed to get done while there

meanwhile blackjack is definitely right-coded because republicans love to hit anything under 21