Idk who did this comic but it's hilarious

I hate Al and I refuse to use it Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me

I'm still giggling about it

a close up of a woman 's face with a disney logo on the bottom right ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a disney logo on the bottom right

I will!

Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

We're under a tornado watch until 10pm, Reed Timmer is a few cities over, and I'm fighting the Midwestern urge to stand in front of the window and watch it all happen.

This family is literally the sweetest.

Take out container with something covered in foil inside. Sticky note on the lid says "Enjoy Some Brownies"

Take out container now with the lid and foil removed. Inside are two brown "E"s and two apples

My swim kiddos think they're fucking funny

(they are, this is genuinely hilarious)

“my ship doesn’t have enough fics” well,

Do I bite the bullet and finally write out my Price Family AU?

Or should those continue to be inside thoughts?

I did my taxes. I ordered my wedding invites. I deserve the half sleeve of thin mints in my freezer.

A 2-frame comic. Frame one: Cat asking "Are you stressing yourself out over taxes again?" Frame two: Raccoon crying and pulling on its ears, wailing "What if the IRS KILLS ME"

A 2-frame comic. Frame one: Raccoon in a party hat with champagne, saying "At last! New year, new-" Frame two: Raccoon smashed between two stone walls that read "TAX SEASON"

A 3-frame comic. Frame one: A hunched raccoon with bags under its eyes, text above reads "It'll be alright" Frame two: Closeup of raccoon's head as it fights back tears, text above reads "You'll be fine" Frame three: Closeup of raccoon's head as it screams and cries, text above reads "You're gonna get through this"

A hand holding up a holographic sticker of a raccoon with "uh oh" text in its eyes

so, how are your taxes going?

Springsteen will sing Saturday at No Kings rally in St. Paul He’ll offer “Streets of Minneapolis” before he opens his tour Tuesday at Target Center.

Bruce Springsteen apparently can’t get enough of the Twin Cities.

Before he kicks off his tour in Minneapolis, he’ll perform at the No Kings rally on Saturday at the Minnesota Capitol in St. Paul.

WHEN THE WRITING IS GOING POORLY: "Why was I cursed to hear the glorious call to Create but given no voice to truly answer it? If I was never meant to make something beautiful, then why was this longing lashed into my very essence?"

WHEN THE WRITING IS GOING WELL: i'm da king of da prose

God gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers (and it's me having to put away my clean and folded laundry)

the struggle of reading m/m or f/f smut is sometimes halfway through it i don’t know which “he”/“she” put their arm where and i have to pause to figure out the position

a digital illustration showing a bunch of different pikmin surrounded by different house plants

pikmin x house plants

The bread in question:

scouse price still makes me fucking swoon god help me

Guess whose back on their bullshit?

And by bullshit, I mean making bread. The real crime is that I started 3 different batches all at 8pm.

I work tomorrow...

two fictional characters experiencing sexual tension for way too long please

Morning.

#LAFD takes down @bmkibler.bsky.social in a battle to the death

he hopped out of the truck to issue the challenge while they were passing fighter practice at the park

the ao3 of your nightmares 😂

having your city noticed by the president is now a natural disaster on par with a hurricane or major flood

the good ending ❤️