the struggle lembas

25 years ago today my parents made the centerpiece of my Easter basket a copy of The Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water

meme image of person sitting forward in their chair and focusing

Pyyngyyng

ECONOMY: SHAMBLES
OIL: $300 PER BARREL
COUNTRY: ON FIRE
REPUBLICANS: Hey man can i look in your child's pants? Just for a second man is it cool if i inspect your child's genitals. Just a quick little look man it's totally cool i just need to make sure you're not doing crimes. Just a quick touch man-

a big ol plastic cowboy from Primus' video for "Wynona's Big Brown Beaver"

then you add in the mandatory cosmetic surgery he'll have to undergo

From the Sopranos: Adriana riding in a car with Silvio

how can you not be romantic about Chicago

Donald Trump: Evil is actually good 👋

The news:

Evil is Good

Evil? Not so fast. Many are saying it’s good

With the glowing complexion of a just-pinched cheek and his signature halo of flaxen hair, The President looked so ravishing in his suit that it almost makes you believe evil is good

been getting really into meals lately so this sounds right up my alley

aw jeez Bam i got work inna mornin

not for long! (🤞)

first sermon of the year is just the patch notes

vibestruction

Austin Translation

love James' stuff

these episodes made me stop, collect myself, and pick them back up later multiple times. just absolutely heartbreaking shit. thank you for helping to bring awareness, and i'm so sorry for those in your life that experienced such abject cruelty.

"wait but you never explained why it's good"
"it's... stochastic"
"elaborate on that"
"no"

move fast and make things

real Bobby Draper vibes

67 Senators could remove RFK Jr. today but there aren’t 67 Senators who care about Americans’ lives, health, or wellbeing. Babies will die. Our leaders hate us.

one of the dumbest movies ever and i love it.

the number of people i've heard order a Goose Island that way...

i heard the whole thing in my head the moment i saw the link. holy christ what a throwback

A Holly Jolly Christmas (Clean Version)

and that's a balk?

bad day to be a pants button

mind if i do a J, Charlie Brown?

"the financier?" - Mike Johnson