leftists are my greatest adversary because they are destroying america destroying america or being rude to you online? being rude to me online

liberals on this microblogging website

might as well face it im addicted to bugs

this could fix me

need one of those posture correction chairs from the simpsons tbh

yeah it works for edibles too

good to know, thanks. ill make preparations

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes landlords

did you know theres an amount of weed where if you smoke it youll be high forever? the cool thing about it is the amount changes every time you smoke

weed that makes you know what time it is

it's important to have a nutritious breakfast, you know?

Everyone who wasn't fired from the BBC should quit :)

How many fishers with 6 magikarps you think jump you on this thing

Grogu got in the trash and ate some chocolate and he died

Vanity plate that says “SAPPHO” on a Subaru

it’s what makes a subaru a subaru

hey, i resent that

Hey girl, is that a blaze rod in your pants? because You're making me want to go to YOUR *NETHER* regions to complete the VIDEO GAME!!!!!!!

is it still deep dish if it's 2 inches tall but a mile in diameter. that feels like thin crust to me. does the ratio matter

2πr, πr², height...

remember kids, when a pizza place has sizes in inches or centimeters, it's very misleading, because just like monitors they are measuring the diagonal length

Guy designing the Nostromo: However many chains you think we need on the ship, double--then triple that number and that's what we'll put in the ship's chain room.

Assistant: Yes, sir. And the chains are dry, of course?

Designer: You're fired

i mean if the heardle had been that instead of another fucking childrens song i would have gotten it in 1 second lmao. but yeah i thought that when i saw the cryptic too

TMBG Heardle #1481
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Minute Cryptic - 19 April, 2026
"Ordinary guy from Istanbul dared to assassinate inaugural emperor?" (8)
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🏆 0 hints – 2 under the community par (13,525 solvers so far).

The Day Today Pool Supervisor Keith Mandemant YouTube video by Loganferret

me, when no-one died. most of the time
youtu.be/th-6VcE0CPE

gf finished work 2 hours early

deinonychus is my favourite greek god

The year is 2073. I have been granted a promotion-retirement, tomorrow I will be grafted onto a precious metal recycling droid as a natural language interface. I’m celebrating with a few bites from a rented wheel of dogs cheese.

grima brainworm

I hate communism! I’m a white guy from Argentina and my grandparents fought against the soviets in WW2!

so was szechuan sauce at mcdonalds until rick & morty mentioned it. just make a cartoon targeted at really annoying adults and theyll bring it back the second you talk about it in an episode