I am so bored of mainstream music and big names and that's where AI companies think they can fit that slop into, which really fucking scares me. We need to see no names invited to perform on Fallon, SNL, etc to counteract that. It's not just for our entrainment, it's to keep real music alive.

I think Tiny Desk Concerts should be for smaller artists only now. Like they already had all of the greats on there give only indie artists a chance please I'm begging

Genuinely reaching a flow state ragebaiting my coworkers ❤️

There's something so gently satisfying and vindicating about telling people you are happily cuffed and in love and watching people get disappointed by that news.

Desperately miss when Kanye was medicated and sane. Graduation was su ch a good album 😞

Coworker: *carrying a large heavy metal rod*
Me: swing that and hit me in the head
Cw: you're always thinking about yourself, it's always about you huh?"

Thinking about the stores in Indio and Coachella Valley....those poor fucking people

I never think before I speak

Just told my supervisor I was "dementia maxing" because I think I forgot to put a shift cover in my calendar why must I suffer

"Hey remember when the Beach Boys were homeless?"

I've seen a total of 3 episodes of The Office but the one I always go back to is the CPR training. that entire episode holds up so well and truly is so fucking funny

Mel to the employees at whatever shop we were at as I was trying things on: isn't she so pretty? She looks good in everything. Shes beautiful right?

Mel: that sounds like ragebaiting sir
Dad: don't call me sir
Mel: okay ma'am

"There's that Panera lemonade that kills you and the Thai tea that makes you gay"

Everyone's favorite Thai food is a building that was built back in the 50's but the owner of the restaurant inhabited it in the 90's and now they're just there feeding the regulars. Never been to newly established Thai place and went "this is my new favorite place" and I think that's beautiful

No longer the only nepo baby in the department, nor will I be the youngest. Feels bad and good at the same time

"Olives are Italian boba"
"Stop talking"

"Yeah I'm 65"
"DAMN do you call movies, talkies?"

"Thank you for gently disparaging me"

Being in a relationship is weird because to some people you will say the said person's name and then to some people you'll just use "my girlfriend/boyfriend/partner". Strange.

"He definitely needed a helmet, my father, he probably still does"

Some of the prettiest girls you know have a nicotine addiction. Not me though, ya'll take care

"You're such a nerd" I say, with barely controlled lust and fingernails digging into my palms

Supervisor: you're gonna like this one, I saw Joey reading book
Me: yeah I know he reads now

My girlfriend's niece got a new unicorn plushie and named it Haley and it could have nothing to do with me or cool Aunt Mel loves someone named Haley and the niece wants to be just like aunt Mel. I choose to believe the latter.

"How many people do you think had sex on 9/11?"
"Probably less than the amount on 9/10"

Went on a double date with Mel's brother and his boyfriend and we ate $140 worth of dim sum and I do not regret it at all

My best friend and I are like the same ratios of white and Japanese so we kinda look like we can be like cousins or something; which is unfortunate because I could treat her so right now

I spent all weekend with Mel because it was their birthday weekend and I got literally 0 pictures on my phone. However there are about 40 pictures between two disposable cameras so I suppose that's fine.