Cole.

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

going to a rationalist and being like listen buddy i heard about this scary new idea. its called $70’s basilisk. what if there was an entity that, when it came into being, eternally tortured everyone who didn’t give me $70? it’s a simple exercise of pascals wager white boy

Good job, Junie!

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

the whiter the dresses the more folk the horror is

oh no more hate crimes

A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try."

Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

Which RPG Era are you? Rowan Rook and Decard is making a game where you can explore RPG history via a massive Meta(mega)Dungeon, but where do you belong in it?

@rowanrookanddecard.bsky.social has put out an unhinged quiz I feel compelled to share for non-contractual reasons

(My results are total bullshit but funny bullshit)

When you think about your gender or gender identity, how do you identify? Man, woman, non binary, prefer to self describe. Error says: please enter a valid US state name or abbreviation.

Better quality image from @robincamille.bsky.social

there's always a DOOM for that

a computer can never be held accountable, therefore a computer cannot make management decisions, though, given that zuckerberg can never be held accountable, either, i suppose this counts as a wash

rip to all the people excommunicated by the pope for their heresy but im different. and better. maybe even better than the pope

sorry best i can do is heroes riding dinosaurs or heroes who are frogs

it’s giving crusades it’s giving Avignon papacy

ai bots so bad you got millennials wanting to talk to a human on the telephone

a piece of luggage behind a sign that reads "It Luggage"

me knew that

controversial opinion: don't do this. go play Return of the Obra Dinn *then* play Outer Wilds.

when you finish one and ask for recs for "more like this", everyone will tell you the other anyway. but Obra Dinn is merely fantastic, so playing it first will let you appreciate both to the maximum

Things that work: giant rocket, very precise math, orbital mechanics, cameras, iPhones

Things that don’t work: Microsoft Outlook, toilets, sat phones

the fugitives have been captured and returned to their prison planet

A screenshot of a Google search for "Swalwell". At the top is two headlines regarding sexual assault allegations. The first non-news result is a snippet from Swalwell's official House.gov bio: "It's not something Democrats typically say about themselves, but Congressman Eric Swalwell was raised by Republicans."

googling for some context and thought this made for some darkly amusing juxtaposition

i will say, maybe the best thing about not reading for a few years is that i broke myself from the excitement/disappointment cycle this series trapped me in

sick of these catholic converts showing up and saying "well I have a different interpretation of the scripture" no you don't. that's protestantism and a heresy. don't like it there's the (incredibly beautiful and heavily ornamented with precious metals) door

"turn right at australia" "okay, okay"

i hope Mongoose is paying attention for their next Paranoia edition

oh, this is very important to know!!

Just found this in some old files: