Hey. 👀

Is the other place crashing again? 😂😂😂

This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.

This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.

My mouth immediately started watering

First they came for the immigrants, and I spoke out, because I’ve read the damn poem before and I know how it ends.

a cartoon of a woman sitting at a table eating fish sticks . ALT: a cartoon of a woman sitting at a table eating fish sticks .

Are you Luanne bc if so I have questions 😂😂😂😂

A little deep.
Definitely a foot of snow here in Lafourche

In case you were unclear, my friends and I are the ones depicted on the left. And the ones on the right want us d3ad.

Carrie Underwood has gone from singing disapprovingly about an unfaithful man to singing approvingly *to* an unfaithful man.

Nobody is surprised right??

I’m out of king cake.

We heading to New Orleans this week if it kills me.

Might be on to something here

All. The. Time.

Yea sure let me go ahead and train the new manager (that got the position I previously applied for and was passed over bc I don’t have a dick) for $8 less an hour than him. Yeah.

Bountygate joke??

Jewish space lasers or something

Well shit. I don’t need my lighter any more 😂

I’m thinking jimmy carter had the right idea getting out before the shit show reached its final act

Mine confiscated the electric blanket lol

My electric blanket has been confiscated.
Went to the bathroom and came back to this😂

I’m high waiting on my food to cook so let me ramble

The new gravity bong has a name! Now to christen her if the sun comes out to warm us up today.

Every bong gets a name but only the good ones get special names.

Shhhh that won’t help their agenda.

Heathen Ketchup 😂

Yes! I’m shocked they haven’t blamed women yet bc it’s right there.

That instant pot is a game changer when it comes to dry beans

Talkcity

I’ve discovered the best sleep for me is when I get some dick
But we both too old to be screwing like we’re dating again.

Getting old sucks ass

Stundenglass gravity bong and a daiquiri with Viper Cookies in the bowl

My kids went out and my husband is asleep.
But I’m quite happy to watch the fireworks like this.

I’ll wake him up after midnight 😂

Party time.
Viper Cookies in the Stundenglass too. We getting fucked up tonight 😂😂