i have just checked the rule book and there is no rule that a dog can not be a tailor

Hahaha and that’s how I ended up with a pacemaker

A classical oil painting of a woman with a weary, unimpressed expression - she asks, "Guess Who Feels Better?" To the right of the woman's face, the text continues, "How the F-ck should I know? It's not me." MyBodyIsTryingToKillMe.com

Illustration of two tunacorns swimming in the sea

Today is Narwhal Appreciation Day so if you haven't already please sign my petition to have their name changed to "tunacorns"

It’s Earth Day… Hug a tree!

- Text the tree the next day.
- Start hugging the tree regularly.
- Meet the tree’s parents.
- Move in with the tree.
- Marry the tree.
- Stop hugging the tree.
- Grow apart from the tree.
- Start hugging other trees.
- Divorce the tree.
- Die alone.

No one does street name trolling quite like Prague

This is Fitz and June. Fitz just got here and thinks this place is pretty great. June was here first and thinks it's time to return Fitz. 13/10 for both (TT: muester)

How to Paint a Cat

let's talk about our illnesses, i'll go first: i hate them mybodyistryingtokillme.com

'SWIMS' upside down is still 'SWIMS.'

This is makes me happy

ANCIENT GREEK PRO WRESTLING PROMOTER: ok so you're going to be what's known as a "heel"
ACHILLES: fuck you

Thread!

[Walking into the bank]

I see debt people

Too smooth: #AGoodPlace

Source: www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s...

Fashion in full force at the SF Cherry Blossom Festival 2026 7/14 3 red Shibas on leashes wearing colorful Japanese robes

One of the Shibas in a beautiful green floral robe

Black and sesame Shiba in a blue Japanese robe. The Shiba is tall and slender and looks tres chic

there was a Shiba parade in San Francisco and all the shibas wore yukatas it’s too much

This is a Muppet

Orange fluffy cat inside my car.

I have to go to work and this is not my cat.

Did I just argue with a joke? Part of a Bluesky educational series

Love the new logo 😍🥰🤩

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

LOL.

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?

@roslynwittermusic has some baby giggles for you: 🔊 #AGoodPlace

Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...

Teaching boys how to understand & recognize consent: 🔊 #AGoodPlace

Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...

@renegadethegooddog would like to be read a story: 🔊 #AGoodPlace

Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...

There's a free family festival on Trafalgar Square today to celebrate the patron saint of England: St George. All are welcome, except dragons.

Photo shows a heap of older style phones with the text “Planned obsolescence is now outlawed in France. It is a crime to intentionally reduce the lifespan of a product to force customers to replace it.”

Love France 🇫🇷 They understand the importance of the battery life of a Nokia 3310

Okay, so at the request of the lovely @trance.bsky.social , I'm going to tell a story about what happens when a shitty person is "just joking", and then discovers there are consequences.

AKA That Time Kat Started An Antifascist Hallway Riot In The Third Grade.

Grab your beverage of choice.