Here’s where we run into defining what is a “weapon” vs. a “tool”.

I totally misread that as “mid-air JNCO battles” at first. Damn, I’m
old. 🤣🤣🤣

This right here. You should see the looks a guy gets at say, Monster Jam (I know, I know, the kiddo’s a fan) when he doesn’t stand up and do the performative patriotism bullshit.

He wouldn’t mind if they were cishet white folks like himself.

If that’s not a pair of Fuck-Me-Nots, I don’t know what is. 🤣

Pretty sure that banner wasn’t on the page back then.

Fuck every Republican and fuck all their supporters.

[Insert your favorite obscenities here]

❄️🤮🤬

A VCR never sold my private info to a nazi

“Meat… …is PEOPLE!”

Yep. If gets rid of Krash, he might find a vaguely competent fascist to replace him.

I just googled them. I wish I hadn’t. WTAF? Are we the Mariners now?

👀

Screenshot of ADS-B track for N115SP, one of the MN State Patrol’s flying harassment and money-wasting machines. As usual, flying in circles. Imagine, if you will, this playing as a video, somewhat sped up, with Yakety Sax in the background.

Good evening to everyone except this asshole.

i’m outside daniel del prado’s restaurant cardamom at walker art center in minneapolis where front of house workers who were terminated and their jobs replaced with QR codes are having a press conference and picket line with CTUL even with today’s news the walker is kicking cardamom out

If Barb Johnson is against it, that’s usually an indicator that I’m going to like it.

Right?

🚨🚨 AWOOOOOOOO Round 2! 🚨 🚨

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🚨🚨 AWOOOOOOOO! 🚨 🚨

Now THAT’S funny.

Ope. 😳

Evergreen skeet.

I believe that. And I am so happy for you that it didn’t happen that way.

Or better yet Rochester?

TEN WHOLE YEARS!

Pardon my Anglo-Saxon, but I fucking love this. 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

Love wins. Always and forever.

Of course you can pull them off!

I wish I hadn’t.

I’m sure someone made a lot of money on it, though? Why can’t you think of their needs for once? </sarcasm>