$26.20 plus fees donated. Why $26.20? Because it’s twice $13.10. Go Blue! #CharitibundiBowl

screencap of a tweet with a photo at the bottom of JD Vance giving a talk, gesturing smugly with his hands Eric Daugherty • @EricLDaugh • 1h • JD VANCE RESPONDS TO POPE LEO: "When the Pope says that God is never on the side of those who wield the sword - there is more than a THOUSAND year tradition of Just war Theory." "In the same way that it's important for the vice president of the United States to be careful when I talk about matters of public policy, I think it's very, very important for the pope to be careful when he talks about matters of theology." "And I think that one of these issues here is that there has been - if you're going to opine on matters of theology, you've got to be careful, you've got to make sure it's anchored in the truth, and that's one of the things that I try to do, and it's certainly something I would expect from the clergy, whether they're Catholic or Protestant."

I’ve given this a great deal of thought, trying to come up with the perfect joke for this moment, and this is what I have so far -

POPE LEO: our religion teaches that this war is bad

VANCE: wow, who died and made YOU head of the Catholic Church??

POPE LEO: well, you should know, you were there

The last person whose Hungarian politics I disagree with and who lost as badly as Orban just lost? Count Vid of Bachs.

Did you know Vid of Bachs had Heves?

@carberry.deals @notquitereal.bsky.social

I’m not sure I have enough channel points for this. Regardless, please tell Virginia <3

Other people are offering helpful responses, so I can be not helpful and not feel guilty about being a smart alec. If children’s literature has taught me anything, leave it out for the foxes, and you’ll make friends and get invited to visit them and have assorted antics

It depends. Do you want to make an offering to the local carrion eaters?

A set of screenshots from DEEP SPACE NINE. An old Klingon throws his arms around Dax and shouts "Curzon, my beloved old friend!" Dax returns the hug and says "I'm Jadzia now." The Klingon grabs her shoulders, smiles, and says "Jadzia, my beloved old friend!"

Star Trek figured this out thirty years ago. It's not hard. Even an old, drunk Klingon got it.

People ask why I push back so hard on Donald Trump.

It's simple: Tyranny requires your fear, your silence, and your compliance.

Democracy requires your courage.

here are my 2026 mlb predictions:

al east
al central
al west
nl east
nl central
nl west
rookie of the year (al)
rookie of the year (nl)
mvp (al)
mvp (nl)
cy young award (al)
cy young award (nl)
al wc
nl wc
alds
nlds
alcs
nlcs
world series

The Cat Distribution System has blessed you with an Orange. Congratulations!!!

I spent decades in Dem politics in my home state. It’s strangely satisfying to know that “I’m not a member of an organized political party; I’m a Democrat” is (unfortunately) true across state lines

Daylight savings time is the thing worst thing Woodrow Wilson did as president

just dropped a can of whoopass on the floor. it's fucking everywhere. it's under the fridge

Attn: @becauseimapotato.bsky.social

A show about life in a vet practice was on in the background, and all the ads were apparently about prostate cancer, which lead to the question of whether any of the cats in the show could need the cat version of the various meds

Google Home answered a whispered question once at full volume. Which is how everyone in my in-law’s old house found out that males cats have prostates

It's HAPPENING. Stay posted for more details. Pit Crew is running it back, baby! #transrights #transrightsarehumanrights

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

I may be old-fashioned but I just want to say that booing the Vice-President is disrespectful!

Also, fun and easy!

This thread is giving me strong Raymond Chandler vibes

this is the wildest hit I have ever seen he full-on headbutted him in the dick

Putin is 73. Trump is 79. Xi is 72.

I worry about the kind of world these elderly men are leaving our children and Keith Richards.

Does the winning team get to eat it?

Are they how Muscle Shoals got the Swampers?

Oh good. So it’s not just my toddler

"What I remember most about his dad is that he had a pet monkey he used to bring to the locker room on a lot of occasions" is a WILD story to just drop and leave.

I have fond memories of Gopher

I have now reached the "all my rough paper has been written on on both sides and around the edges and looks like the confession letter of a guy who thinks aliens are talking to him through a stuffed weasel and that's why he had to eat his neighbour's dog" stage of writing this book.

No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong,

it is right.

No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,

it is a strength.

No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,

it is unlimited.