My gender-non-specific relative in Christ, we live in a world where people have been trying to figure out "The Mega Man Timeline" for decades and that is an action game where the main character predominantly speaks only in plasma blasts. Throw in the tiniest mystery between levels and you're gold.
Guys, this just means you're going to get a special title when you have a team of Rosalina and Peach in Mario Tennis ReBlogged
POKOPIA: Hello Eevee 🥰 I made you a beautiful home inspired by the Spanish Riviera. Please do not think of your Very Dead By Now Trainer. here is a gamer bed
TOMODACHI: Asuka and Crazy Frog are getting divorced!!!! fucking nice
His "ending" is like "screw it, I'm going back to the woods."
"Quick question? Do the come in bulk?"
Drowning meme, showing Bluesky leadership paying attention to AI while the codebase drowns, and why's phone dead at the bottom
This is a significant reason MvC Infinite was a dud, while MVC2 featuring Marrow and SonSon III was the biggest hit of all time
It is funny to play old fighting games and be like "oh yeah, The Walking Dead was popular."
NO ONE LISTEN TO THIS LUNATIC
They were trying to dodge the copyright claims of the famously litigious state of Massachusetts
Backrooms discovered in Gravity Falls
Gonna say it: your boss can record you so he can replace you should be illegal. Doesn't matter if it is acting or coding...
Capitalism isn't a democracy. Spending money isn't voting. Every time we repeat this, we forget where we actually derive power: not by being a naughty little consumer who won't consume, but by getting loud, speaking out, direct action, and making the people who stand to benefit miserable.
Still amazed more politicians are not saying this: there are a thousand selfish, rich white men just like Trump all waiting in the wings for their shot at being the #1 guy. They need to see in giant, flashing letters why that will not end well for them, or we're just gonna have President Beast.
Same as RFK: without saying "we want the poors to go away", decisions are being made that will make the poors go away.
The popularity of lawyer jokes was a long-term psyop to make people distrustful so they wouldn’t ask for lawyers when questioned by the police.
Remember, in the Gnostic faith, they eventually granted Mary Magdalene chain guns.
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Wait, I might be thinking of something else
okay thats true but it makes it harder for a used car dealership owner to hire someone to keep the coffee bar stocked so who can say if it is good or not
happy birthday there is too much poop in the mail
I heard there was a tasty meal
From Mexico, with great appeal
It's quick to make and could be so much harder
A spicy sauce to make you smile
It's topped with cheese and baked a while
The warming and delicious
Enchilada
Lynne Thigpen as "The Chief" from Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego
Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit.
*Rockapella bops on stage*
The main split between opinions of AI is some think they are utilizing Deep Thought to get the answers of the universe, and the reality is they are using the tech that sees "happy birthday!" and suggests replying "you too!"
Sheldon, from Orson's Farm. He looks very young. YES FINE, U.S. ACRES
My generation used to watch Young Sheldon as well
"I just found out you work at a restaurant. Don't make huevos rancheros! I'm allergic to those!"
"We... Make pizza?"
I'm going to go out on a limb and say if they just found out you do standup, they do not know the parameters of your act.
