A neighbour had a cat stuck in a wall, and TWO FIRE ENGINES came and cut through the wall to get it out.

Best plan is definitely to just make the most of it

Hey girl are you a parking ticket because I don't drive

Gross. Why does it fall on the poorest in society to set the example for everyone else? No wonder they try and get what they can, when the richest people are using every loophole under the sun to avoid paying their way.

State of that mirror.

It's still early on.

It's going to be a fun few years.

It’s hard to look right at you, baby,
But I'm autistic, don't ever call me

'Hello', what are you getting at?

So it's true the Guardian have heard an untrue story? Glad I wasted my time reading the article, well done everbody.

I worry that in time, as language and context shift, the wretched stupidity of his choice of words will be missed. How do we preserve the cringe for future generations to understand?

More please now please.

Shh, I'm relying on them to inflate my follower count.

Let's talk about socks.

That is excellent advice. Also, people who are knowledgeable about one important thing won't be knowledgeable about other important things. We've all got blinds spots, a bit of humility goes a long way.

Every time I put ketchup on my plate I like to imagine a Frenchman dying from shock.

Well when you get to my age.

He really is one of the most unpleasant people we've got, isn't he.

'It is never my intention to offend'. One for the ages.

Screenshot of Limmy's spectacularly insincere apology to all Thatcher fans.

His apology goes down as one of the best apologies of all time:

Insane. Good on him though. ✊

Something something 'Jesus saves' something something.

Ivory backscratchers and so forth.

It's so funny that whoever made that cartoon got the captions the wrong way around.

Things are hotting up in the 'world of politics' I see. Just so glad to be alive.

I wonder if it might be a bit physical though, it can be tiring on the hands and arms.

Advice from the woodworking world here, a small-scale woody hobby might work. Spoon carving, maybe just carving little figures. It can even get you out into nature hunting for wood.

Getting so many follows from tanned babes with lots of x's in their names. Still got it.

Screenshot of the Wikipedia page for 'Murder Hole', describing their use and noting that boiling oil was rarely used because of its cost.

Only the best for your enemies.

Does it count as a piss kink if I just really love taking a piss?