Yeah I do. You can get packs of what are essentially the insides of tea bags without bags, Yorkshire Tea do them. I tend to get a pot or two of good whittards tea for birthdays and christmasses and buy the Yorkshire tea the rest of the time.

Michael Stewart can say some stupid things, but he’s one of the few in the media who doesn’t bow to the Old Firm bias and he’s completely right on VAR and Scottish refereeing. The SFA just look utterly pathetic right now.

I bring it up because almost 1 million young people in the UK are unemployed at the moment. This is not only difficult for them financially, but with the added lack of structure, dignity and self-worth work can bring I feel we are letting a whole generation down.

It’s always incredible to me how important work is for my mental health. I’m a happy, relaxed person who is lucky enough to be mentally healthy. But I’m midway through week 2 of the Easter holidays and I can feel that anxiety coming through. Looking forward to normality returning on Monday.

It’s like turning how you feel immediately after your first rejection and turning that into your personality.

Yeah that one confuses me too. When I was a teenager all I wanted to do was meet girls. Seems bizarre to me a generation of boys would want to go the exact opposite way.

I ‘get’ older people who are running for Reform. I disagree with them profoundly but I understand how they’ve ended up there. But young people, in their teens and twenties, joining and representing a party like that makes zero sense to me.

What’s happened in your life that you become a Reform fan?

My head agrees with you completely, but the part of me that got carried away and is on the post match beers is looking at United and deciding we are definitely finishing above them.

Maybe I’m getting carried away with one performance but I was glad he missed.

Why didn’t they schedule an Old Firm game and Edinburgh derby on the last day of the season? Surely we want to promote our league as much as possible. That would be box office this season. Total missed opportunity.

Would have been a softish red for Gyamfi but those are borderline. Hibs players go down at the slightest contact.

Other than that though a genuinely good half of football from Aberdeen.

Trying to book it off work but so short notice my work rejected it.

Wait, why is our game against Livi on a Friday not the Saturday? As usual making things harder for away fans.

Um, Pokémon don’t actually exist.

Willie Miller egg

The lack of Miller on this list (as well as a few others, Jack Charlton at Leeds springs to mind) really shows that the media think football started in 1992.

Going to be thankful that we’ve next to no chance of getting tickets.

Wondering how long before my daughter begs me to take her to Wembley for the semi-final now.

Convinced this will taste terrible but I simply couldn’t resist.

I’ll move onto Tanqueray if it’s undrinkable.

Feels harsh, and I’ll give him a chance for next season (assuming he doesn’t relegate us), but that lineup, those tactics, taking Shinnie off. Poor decisions.

Utter shite. Also why did he take Shinnie off? One of the only Dons players actually playing well and he takes him off for Cameron. Madness.

Where is Geiger anyway, he injured?

Dire. At first glance Robinson has somehow managed to make this team even worse.

Are we just playing without a midfield here? Our tactic seems to be - get possession, kick it long and hope -

Mark the runners. This is Primary school stuff. How do we have no defenders who know how to mark a player from a corner!?

Geiger has been one of our better players of late so bit surprised to see him dropped completely.

I’ll call that lineup interesting.

I never get why Star Trek fans get so annoyed with people who dislike the newer shows. Who cares? Also objectively there’s been no good Star Trek for about 25 years anyway.

I like The Guardian in the sense that it’s a rare major newspaper that still presents good left/liberal content, but sometimes it does feel like they live in a different reality to the rest of us. It feels a bit like commenting on society from the leafy white suburbs.

I always feel a bit sorry for Irish people on St Patrick’s Day. To see their rich, varied and truly wonderful culture reduced to Guinness, leprechauns and eejits who think having a great-great grand-pappy from Cork makes them Irish.