Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Sounds familiar. So often they talk, I say "What?", then I process what they said before they can rewind.

The ONLY reason to get these is to capture on video things nobody saw, like dropping a thing, slapping it, catching it on the third try, and not spilling any of the contents.

Or when your cat is very cute a/o derpy because you know they'll stop before you pull out your phone.

I mean, Poe's Law says there's already amazing content there.

... and later we can play "Jones or Onion" to guess which was 'real' (aka lies) and which is satire (aka *intentionally* funny).

🦢 Animal #995 🦫
I figured it out in 6 guesses!
🟥🟨🟨🟨🟨🟩
🔥 49 | Avg. Guesses: 7.6

metazooa.com
#metazooa

This is an extremely clever innovation.

a man wearing a music band shirt is holding a skateboard over his shoulder Alt: a man wearing a music band shirt is holding a skateboard over his shoulder

Someone was kind enough to send me the shirt. Now I need a red hoodie... Not thinking wearing a red ballcap will be a good idea for a few decades and skateboards and I don't get along.

A digital illustration done in simple contour lines and rough pencil coloring on neutral tinted paper background of a woman reclining on a surface in a faint. Seen from a foreshortened angle from her knees and feet. She’s laying on one hip with her torso twisting to supine. The back of one hand lays across her forehead and the other is held limply on her ribs. Her head is back and her red curls spread out on the ground around her. She’s wearing a white, voluminous and old fashioned night dress. Orange lettering in an Art Nouveau style to the right reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

What are you smoking for 4/20?
Wrong answers only.

Next weekend it won't be the wrong answer... ;)

Quite right.

Most of the house isn't employed at the moment. 2 are retired. One only works Sun/Mon part time.

Only 1 faces a choice on May 1.

Not shopping will be easy. I'll shop Tuesday or Wednesday instead of Friday and further plan ahead than usual.

Thinking also no cable, no Internet that day too.

I was wondering if we'd keep the grandkids home.

This is Portland, Oregon. When they adjusted the calendar for our lack of snow this year, ending the year early, they also pulled two early release day (making them full length) and added "teacher work days" on May 1 and 4.

That simples things up.

I wish more guys would examine their gender choices and get over hypermasculine insecurities.

If they did, the current administration wouldn't exist.

Eldest now eats all chocolate 70% to White.
Youngest prefers dark (60-70%) and will go as far as 90% with me.
My preference is 70-80% but sometimes I need 90%.

I accidentally taught my kids to like dark chocolate. I had a candy dish on my desk at home. Candy disappeared faster than I ate it. So I switched to Special Dark (50%) kisses. Heard a few "ew"s when I wasn't in the room. Then it disappeared again. Got darker and darker nibbles.
...

It's good to find the folks that came out better for it versus the ones who never overcame their insecurities.

Haven't talked gender with trans masc folk and not aware of knowing many, but had similar issues in grade school. Didn't like 'boy activities' - too rough and tumble - hung out with the girls. Got called a girl (but knew I wasn't) and gay (very much liked girls) and took a while to settle in to me.

"Cool. When does THAT start?"

a man with a beard is holding a glass of wine and saying `` and ? '' Alt: a man with a beard is holding a glass of wine and saying `` and ? ''

[To Kash]

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens UVALDE, TX—In the hours following a violent rampage in Texas in which a lone attacker killed at least 21 individuals and injured several others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of ...

Another day, another shooting.

Didn't look for the update matching today's shooting, just tagging an old one.

The visionaries As always, if you find value in this work I do, please consider helping me keep it sustainable by joining my weekly newsletter, Sparky’s List! You can get it in your inbox or read it on Patreon…

new toon!
www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...

Happy 420

Pretty sure the head honcho is at the top of the list, but they're ALL getting stiff competition from Hegseth.

"Video games allow us to do and experience things that are completely impossible in real life" game screenshot saying "You awaken feeling Well Rested."

I feel that.
... and I got to sleep in this morning.

Today is the 251st anniversary of Paul Revere's midnight ride to warn the Minutemen of approaching British troops.

I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III.

Remind you of anyone?

A Blessed high holy day to all who celebrate.

a cat with a caption that says `` pretty sure i smell a monday here ! '' Alt: a cat with a caption that says `` pretty sure i smell a monday here ! ''

Daily Cute for @oakborn.bsky.social

#ComicSky

Read "Exceptional X-Men" #4. Crossover moment from X-Factor. Time to add that and X-Force to my rotation...

Shouldn't be hard to keep up once I am caught up.

Donate to Support Ross Isaacs' Recovery and Living Expenses, organized by John Kasab Hi, I'm John Kasab and I'm organizing a new fundraiser for Ross Isaacs to… John Kasab needs your support for Support Ross Isaacs' Recovery and Living Expenses

@rossisaacs.bsky.social is in a bad way. He's unable to work, and since he works as a waiter (and before that, in the RPG industry), he doesn't really *have* 'money that comes in while I can't work.'

Ross did foundational work on Star Trek TTRPGs in the 1990s and early 2000s.