waiting for the part where HRT makes u feel good instead of the part where HRT gives you heart problems 🙃

game of the year

Rhea Ripley mystifyingly on a Minute Maid lemonade carton

I had like five different captions for this image and none of them fell within the bounds of common decency. I encourage you to use your imagination

DOUG WALKER JUMPSCARE

watching the latest folding ideas and he put a jumpscare in??? no idea why he would do that, especially without a trigger warning 😭

My notification that "Ramona and 1 other" followed me

Oh yeah? Who's the other, Beezus? I bet it's Beezus

Exactly one year ago today:

A reddit post on r/unpopularopinion titled "The Great Gatsby is a mediocre book at best and should be replaced in schools by The Fellowship of the Ring" The post reads: "Every English teacher I've ever heard of reveres TGG like it's god's gift to literature, when it's a largely formulaic story with one-sided characters, so-so writing, and a plot that puts most students to sleep. The Fellowship, on the other hand, has developed characters, a plot that defined a genre, and the poetic writing of Tolkien. If schools want to teach a classical work with major literary and cultural significance, The Fellowship is the clear choice between the two."

what an incredible side. redditors are truly an amazing species

faking being hypochondriac to garner sympathy

installing a padded room in my house for times im feeling just a little too crazy 🤪

I truly believe that I might end up dying in an effort to not inconvenience someone

Transbian experience be like

Everyone: You're gay
Me: I'm not gay
Everyone: Yeah you are
Me: Maybe I'm gay? I feel so queer.
Me: Ew I'm not gay?
Me: Ohhhh I'm a girl
Me: Oh shit I'm gay

My cat testing for the 349575th time whether or not biting me will make me feed him more

Dee Reynolds from It's Always Sunny singing the end of the Nightman Cometh. She sings "just to be clear i did not write that song and have never had sex with a child"

why did Melania say this at her press conference?

text from the sci fi story "17776" by Jon Bois that reads: hey are you a dude or what I don't know. I haven't really thought about it. ok well good luck and dont feel obligated to subscribe to the gender binary etc etc so anyways there is no greater spectacle than a dumbass gettin whooped by a stick on the ground

happy immortality day

How am I supposed to like, get up and do schoolwork. What the fuck

Agent Cooper and Sheriff Truman seated at the Twin Peaks Sheriff’s station conference table, inspecting a small object, captioned: “Diane, I'm holding in my hand a small box of chocolate bunnies.”

happy holidays

can someone violently scrape my feet off and give me metal ones instead?

saw a video of someone cleaning a horses hoof and putting a new horseshoe on it and ngl that shit looks like it feels good asf

it's insane that ur chest can hurt for benign reasons. that's like if ur car had a light that meant "engine about to explode in a fiery wreck" but it also came on when ur oil was low

Sure! "Cyclists have a right to the road, too, you noisy, polluting, inconsiderate maniacs! I hope gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon!"

$8 a gallon for gas???

That's right

everyone plz stay safe, I am hearing reports that trans people are visible today

I present to you:
"Wii Shop Wednesday" bloopers

i’ve literally watched this like 30 times since last night and it only keeps getting more funny

I feel like I'm going insane bc estradiol is literally giving me heart problems?? anyone else experienced this and what to do about it bc its not like I want to stop taking it but... it's my HEART yannow