Mario is Missing! (DOS, 1992)
Posts by Fake Enormous
Wizardry: New Age of Llylgamyn (Playstation, 1999)
Japan-only but has English language options.
Cool Minigame Collection (Arcade, 1999)
Ratchet and Clank: Rift Apart (Playstation 5, 2021)
Mad Dog McCree (DOS, 1993)
This tutorial text appears in a few different home ports, I just needed a version that was legible (looking at you Sega CD)
Ape Escape Academy (PSP, 2006)
Magic Johnson's Fast Break (NES, 1990)
Cross Pang (Arcade, 1998)
From the manual for the original NBA Jam (SNES, 1994)
Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles (Amiga, 1990)
Jump Coaster (Arcade, 1983)
Krazy Kreatures (NES, 1990)
Castlevania: Harmony of Dissonance (Game Boy Advance, 2002)
Earth Defense Force 5 (Playstation 4, 2018)
Tomba! 2: The Evil Swine Return (Playstation, 2000)
TimeSplitters: Future Perfect (Playstation 2, 2005)
Sram (Amstrad CPC, 1986)
E.V.O.: Search for Eden (SNES, 1993)
XX Mission (Arcade, 1987)
Trauma Center: Under the Knife (Nintendo DS, 2005)
Pinball Graffiti (Saturn, 1997)
Crosscountry USA (DOS, 1995)
Pac-Pix (Nintendo DS, 2005)
Penn & Teller's Smoke and Mirrors (Sega CD, unreleased)
The main adventure mode has a Normal and Impossible difficulty. If you pick Impossible, you are instantly obliterated by Lou Reed and the game ends.
Magician's Quest: Mysterious Times (Nintendo DS, 2009)
Knight Rider (NES, 1988)
Dogz (Game Boy Advance, 2005)
hell yeah brother
Metaphor: ReFantazio (Playstation 5, 2024)
Dead Estate (Windows, 2021)