Char broil tru infrared.

Or the ninja grill.

That said, my igniter burned out years ago and I just use a stick lighter.

I was going off looks alone.

I don't know how to make it, but I had a killer rhubarb gin and tonic a few years ago.

Dundon is going with the straight Rachel Phelps, Major League 1 strategy.

What does attendance have to drop to before he can move the team?

Munoz as a closer gives me Bobby Ayala PTSD

There are two statues outside Safeco field. Or t Mobile if you're nasty.

Both icons. Both with two date ranges. Players who left to chase a ring only to find, the grass is greener where you water it.

Ichiro and the kid. Still teaching us lessons.

Gen z isn't going analog. They are going early digital. They don't want 1970. They want 1999.

So we're lifting all sanctions, giving them 2 million per ship and we get... Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

Taco.

Honestly, it would be polite if maga sent everyone a bottle of Percocet to cope with this shit.

Release from ICE detention brings relief and lingering trauma for wife of Army reservist After months of anxiety in a Houston detention center, Stephanie Kenny-Velasquez was reunited with her husband this week, but still feeling guilt for those left in detention.

A fairly generic illegal detention. It got press because he's active duty & she's good looking. But what caught my eye was that she was denied bond because she was deemed a flight risk. An immigration case. Where self deportation is always an option...a flight risk.

www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

I see the Christians are praising Allah this fine Easter Sunday.

🙄

How long until ESPN has a total points and spread cover/uncover indicators in their stats widget?

My malicious compliance brain says that that means they will tell you how much you owe and you will pay a half percent penalty to not have to pay to have your taxes prepared...

Dear State of Oregon, City of Portland,

There are plenty of things our taxes shouldn't go towards. At least the moda center and trailblazers bring joy to millions.

Don't make the same mistake Seattle did 25 years ago. We aren't a big enough market to get the team back later.

If it does anything to drive public opinion back toward trusting science, I'll be happy.

Future trips. This one's just a slingshot. Idk. Maybe it's just hard to feel patriotic ATM.

I'm torn on this Artemis thing.

It's cool, but are we celebrating doing something that Apollo 7 did in 1968 with the computing power of your wrist watch?

That wasn't written by him. I can almost guarantee it. That's got Vance and hegseth written all over it.

We know that everything with maga is actually a confession.

They are telling us how they got trump elected. They registered fake voters in swing states. Now they want to make a show about how they are stopping liberals from doing the same thing.

I just bet Michigan and the over in ff. See if we can out jinx each other.

I've never rooted for Duke, but found myself pulling for the booze Bros.

My touch of death is strong

As a dad who does the shopping, they 100% did this to remove the 'not Dad approved' excuse.

Why are all the ai commercials just people asking ai to use Excel for them?

Pick the color of a house in Corvallis.

They really shouldn't let me bet on sports. I had Houston and the over...

Man what I'd give to hear this with a Dave Niehaus "welcome everyone to a new season of Mariners baseball"