I note from my Octopus email today that they have decided they want to cash in on the energy crisis by putting up electricity prices again from the 1st May. 😡

Absolute utter shambles when most of the electricity will be coming from wind and solar.

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Thanks

Would be nice, owing to family commitments I've only managed to get out once this year so far... Sigh

I'm most jealous! Wish I was out today.

A golden retriever has both paws up at a bank teller’s window.

“Are you the branch manager?”
“Yes I am, how can I help you?”
“I would like two branches, please.”
“How would you like that?”
“Two big sticks, four little sticks.”

😂

Suspect I'll be taking an antihistamine tonight, so they'll knock me out!

Yeah, ignore it. Just try to have sleep regime as you can and that's all you can do.

I'm with you... Ive struggled with decent sleep these past few years. Surely one night can't affect it, as everyone has had a bad night and thus that scientifically negates that statistic!

It's almost like a faint hyacinth aroma to me

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Awww loved Les Dawson!

8... Did I type 8... No I didn't. FML!

Gah... 2 x today, 8 hate auto suggest

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Now children shall we guess whether today the Straights of Hormuz are open or closed today?

That's right children, they are closed.

We had one, you need a lot of spare time, need to be down there most days to weed and allotment committee can be a bunch of uppity sods who are all retired and expect you to have the same amount of time they do.

So... in our case, no.

We just built a couple of raised beds in the garden instead.

Completely understand and appreciate this as I'm the same. Hope you can chill for it.

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2 weeks to bank holiday Monday people.

Keep going!

Free hiim!

HOW OLD DO YOU HAVE TO BE BEFORE YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON?

Good morning 🌞☀️😃 my friends
Life is very chaotic and confusing 🫤

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First swallow today.

Winter has definitely gone.

Take care, hope it's mild and sods off quickly

He reminds me of Keanu Reeves... would love to seem them both in a a movie / series together.

WHY ISN'T ANYONE TALKING ABOUT THE REAL NEWS STORIES!!!

Phew... not just me then!

I'm still not sure whether we ought to be listening to Michael Jackson or not...

#totp

Sean Bean's birthday! (today).

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Merchant Banker by day, pop star by night

#totp

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Play Kenny!
#totp

Doncaster never looks warm!