Facts, according to Pete 😳😳😳😡

Someone should ask Trump about his thoughts on when John the Baptist climbed Mt Sinai to fetch a pail of water.

🎶I like big NAZIS and I cannot lie
You other dummies can't deny...

The news can make me feel so alienated from people. This boy and his dog make me want to claim humans again.

She was such a tease. Sitting around with her cushions like that.

I'm glad that a white person finally said this.

Batshittery Bingo has been entirely eclipsed.

This is the best way to put this observation about objective reality.

Steve got thrown out of his last job trying to get some beaver. He’s very excited to chase pussy.

You should have gone up to 86-47.

Someone tell Trump to now do the Prophet Muhammad. Let’s see what happens.

I love this SO much!

There must be someone, at some point, who is behind him as he approaches a flight of stairs.

Good morning!

America, we have a problem😳🤷‍♂️

I’ve never been friends with cat. Orangutan and I were invited to same parties as cat from time to time. Since overlapping in back yard is common. To be clear, I never had relationship with cat. I have never had any knowledge of cat abuse of his victims.

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I thought she vas sie Easter Bunny.

💀McDead!

I believe his name was Earlobe.

There, but for the grace of a fixed toilet...

Good luck, Mayor!

Back to the Epstein files! Release them!

Trump tried to grab Iran by the pussy. What he found was a fully functional and attached set of balls...far superior to his own.

Enjoy your taco, you orange coward.

Taco - Puttin' On The Ritz (Official Video) YouTube video by Taco

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Tacos all around1

Decades ago, Trump said he wanted to execute the 'Central Park Five', even after they had been exonerated. I always knew he wanted to kill me.

Yeah, that's bad an all, but at least he's not BLACK. 😉