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Posts by Eyecandy

Still open!!!

1 day ago 19 12 0 0
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Diane Foxington is gonna help me make rent. Every $, like and RT adds another LB!
Those LBs are rocking her bod now.
ko-fi.com/eyecandy
paypal.me/Eyecandyart

1 month ago 690 181 1 1

AWOOOGA!

4 days ago 1 0 1 0

Today it´s made clear to me teachers in Norway encourage the use of genAI to make assignments, pictures, and writing. My cohorts agree. I am the sole anti-AI in my institution. My motivation to change the world for the better is dead forever, against such odds.

6 days ago 4 0 0 0

Killer doggy <3<3<3

1 week ago 2 0 1 0

Whatever FA did, submission notifications past 6 months are zeroed. Thousands of submissions in my backlog, gone. Guess I’ll have to BROWSE THE GALLERY OF EVERY SINGLE ARTIST I WATCH TO FIND OUT WHAT IM MISSING.
Livid.

2 weeks ago 6 1 0 0

Old: Yes they will be okay they will reform
Bold: Yes they will be ok they will reform after four to six weeks
Gold: No they will not be OK but you can buy a new one from the store

2 weeks ago 25 3 3 0

Roland is so crazy hot...

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

❤️0❤️

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 0
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*slaps bat´s belly* This baby can fit so many people inside!

2 weeks ago 1 0 1 0

Hell yeah!

2 weeks ago 1 0 1 0

Only need one more for the month 🙏

2 weeks ago 18 11 0 0

Sent you a DM :3

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

My beloved customers, your commissions ARE being worked on! But my negative balance exceeds the speed at which I work and the work I need to take on. You are always on my mind, please bear with me stil. 🙏🙏🙏🙏

3 weeks ago 7 1 0 0
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I am in dire need of making rent. I am open for 3 slots, $300 a piece of this quality, no extra charge on simple background and multiple characters. 🙏
I am approachable to most subjects and discussions!

3 weeks ago 226 54 1 3

I like them at least, I’d recommend trying a flavor or two. There’s a huge variety.

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0
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I haven’t tasted that one but I can guess it has a fruity flavor with an acidic/sour profile, perhaps. Im just guessing. It’s often just rude but there’s sometimes a certain logic to it.

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0
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Garbage dump, rotten fish and sewer scum! The fishes are strawberry sweet hard candy with a spicy pepper powder filling and are one of my faves.

3 weeks ago 1 0 1 0

Bonbon is a swedish candy company with iconic branding who makes hard candies and all their stuff is labeled in a humorously crass way! Piss ants, garbage pail, vomit etc. Flavors range from sweet to peppery to licorice and spicy. A great variety, all pretty good!!

3 weeks ago 1 0 2 0

AGREE. I try my best to use references when making claims about weight.

3 weeks ago 18 4 0 0

I´m so fucked cuz im due $1000 on the 30th and I got $50 in my account.

4 weeks ago 60 37 0 2

Go to work

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

whoever invented the .webp file format should be broken on the rack and i should get to watch

1 month ago 650 127 22 5

My queue is empty once more! Come commission me to write for you! Recent client feedback includes:

'this is wonderful'
'I love the description, and how my character is treated here'
'just blew a huge nut to that story, again'
'I love it! <3'
'got my heart pumping a little harder daymn'

DM today!

1 month ago 4 8 0 0

Give us the ballooning boys!

1 month ago 2 1 0 0
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I´m in Teacher ED and they´re all uncritical to it and I feel like im going insane

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

Losing my mind over this

1 month ago 2 0 0 0
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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

1 month ago 25863 6979 222 429

A must-see!

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

The correct ratio~

1 month ago 2 0 0 0