I wish I could believe this was true. To be clear, I believe the Nixon part, as there are now-dead relatives who fit the bill. But people didn’t lean as hard into being contrarian villains as they do now. There will always be people who think Trump was the greatest, or will say so for effect.
I’m an animal lover, and of cats in particular. Don’t give in to content-warning nonsense. You didn’t really kill cats, you killed cats as a plot-turning point in an excellent narrative. People need to feel things and be surprised sometimes. It’s how you know you’re alive.
All that but the compensation is $100K? Hard pass for that alone, tbh. Should be 5x that for what the job description is. Granted it sounds like it was written during a severely manic episode, but still.
Kimchi.
“This deal keeps getting worse all the time.”
I can’t find the stub right now, but I still have it somewhere: House of Pain with, coincidentally, RATM as the openers. April 1993.
Who wears a fucking tuxedo for their senior photo?
I’ve been working all day, did they fire dickbag Paul Allen yet?
“Get it all on record now — get the films — get the witnesses — because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.”
Dwight D. Eisenhower, after visiting liberated concentration camps in April 1945
I’m picturing Bondi’s request assembled from letters cut from magazines.
If it had snowed, even more of us would have marched.
We are not to be fucked with.
Well, the president* wears an ill-fitting suit every day and acts like a whiny toddler, so let’s start there.
Translation: he just got rolled. Someone must have complimented his tie or some dumb bullshit.
This is probably fine.
Saw Angry Catfish will be, as well.
I’d be ASTOUNDED if Farmstead was open.
Big “Why are you making me hit you?” energy here.
Typical and unsurprising.
You think we’re insufferable now (and, for the record we absolutely are)? Wait until we ride out a fucking government occupation. It’ll surpass the Halloween blizzard as our main talking point.
People have been pointing out the dude on the bike. This is a real FAFO city—on par with Philly, if you ask me—and biking in January is just one example.
Who can get Canada on the phone?
So, now one that he doesn’t even have, but thinks he’s getting from Machado, isn’t going to be enough. Got it.
Lebensraum.
Thinking about this for no reason. No reason at all.
Trainspotting.
Be a real shame if another country came and abducted our president.
I say again: BE A REAL SHAME IF ANOTHER COUNTRY CAME AND ABDUCTED OUR PRESIDENT.
“Tiptoe Through the Tulips” - Tiny Tim version
“Wildflowers” - Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
“Sunflower” - Low (local angle)
post a perfect album from the ‘90s that isn’t nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
Imagine being POTUS, a billionaire, etc. etc. and still being this sad, desperate, and empty inside.
Bringing back Limewire to illegally rip copies of reporting suppressed by the government is definitely some cyberpunk shit