The real reason we’re not ending a civilization tonight is because Trump thought Iran was hiding WMDs on the dark side of the moon, and after having NASA send astronauts to “check it out” it turns out they are not.

NASA: Today, we’re returning to the moon.

Everyone else: With THESE gas prices???

Okay I'm sorry but VORTEX is starting to feel like the Fast and Furious of field studies 😂 VORTEX, VORTEX2, VORTEX-SE, and now VORTEX-USA...

20 years in the making. Let’s gooooooooo! #Illini

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79-83, finish 3rd in the division and miss the playoffs

The Browns have chosen a new starting quarterback.

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Me: Looking forward to a relatively easy shift following my weekend.

Meteor entering the chat:

Doing some refresher training modules this morning and….. 🤔

Not sure I’ve ever seen anyone sadder/angrier while receiving a silver medal in the Olympics.

This band of snow is a mile wide and stretches from Lake Huron to the Maryland panhandle. It’s been going for an hour now, just like this. Absolutely wild.

Wonder how the Carolinas are doi- oh. Oh my.

😂😭😵‍💫🫠

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Just thinking about trying to message a map that busy looking to partners...

I'm sorry but 7 tiers of probability overlaid by 3 tiers of hatching is a recipe for a clusterf*** of a map. There's gotta be a better way. I don't know what that is, but there just has to be.

www.spc.noaa.gov/exper/condit...

10.5” so far, still snowing. Will be making a push for an even foot when the bands in OH right now come through later. Snow piles on the side of our driveway are near 6 feet high… tallest from a single day’s snow that I’ve seen since I was a kid in Chicago (1999 maybe?). #Pittsburgh #snow

Fantastic news for Big Ten teams not named Ohio State!

Trying to win in 2026 by continuing to play 2008-style football.

I see the Steelers are still stuck in the 2000’s while the rest of the NFL enters the second half of the 2020’s

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“ordered”

So do each of those 27 properties have enough toilet paper to last a couple weeks?

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My thoughts are that I feel old every time I read Nathan Scheelhaase’s name. Drove down from Champaign to Houston to watch him beat up on RGIII and Baylor in the Texas Bowl during undergrad. I miss the days when guys my age were players. Now they’re becoming coaches?

BREAKING: local Wisconsin man humblebrags about being filthy rich

Still relevant I see

Arthur Smith has two seasons as OC/HC in which his team ranked top 10 in pts/gm: 2019 and 2020 when Derrick Henry alone rushed for a combined 3500 yards and 33 TDs.

Without generational talent at RB, his teams have averaged ~20th in the league.

WTF did the Steelers expect when hiring him???

Thank you for Ben Johnson. We owe you one. Wild to think we went 5-12 last season.

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We could get blown out in the divisional round and I don't even care. Going to be riding this high for a while. To eliminate the Packers is practically a Super Bowl in itself for fans that have been waiting for a playoff win since the Packers beat us in the conf championship in 2010.

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DA BEARS