This is Brooks. He found a giant stick on his walk and stubbornly carried it all the way home. 14/10

Capn crunch always hits 🔥

"this app is boring"
bitch you've not been here in 3 months 💀

So many ppl quick to say they are bored with the app but don't take the time to actually get involved and build their own little community here.

Surprise! But you had to do that on txitter too.

Gfto.

The way I'm seeing more posts about Musk and not of Trump literally shutting down DEI and stopping affirmative action is fucking insane.

Ironic given my pic 😂

the handmaid 's tale is being advertised by hulu originals ALT: the handmaid 's tale is being advertised by hulu originals

The things I want to say would get me fucking arrested.

And I have a feeling the list of things I can't say will just get longer.

I’m sick of living through Wikipedia entries.

Pretty sure the mountain follows me and got embarrassed at the candid..

That, or we just had an earthquake 🤷🏻‍♀️

There he is!

I kinda love that the curtains and lighting make it almost look like a vintage TV screen 😂

My main source of income is in jeopardy. Looking for any small press that uses ghostwriters to put out romance/paranormal/fantasy/horror fiction on a regular basis, quick turnaround, it'swhat I do. If you know any, please let me know and share this around if you can.

Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow.
My logic is flawless.

One shitty thing about living in an older building is that the floors creak.

So now the neighbors can hear when I'm trying to sneak closer to eaves drop on their convo right outside my door.

I may try something with this tomorrow.

Agreed!

I knew a guy whose cat would leave shit stains on his pillow. So.. could be worse!

I like this plan.
I still remember making lures with my dad 15-20yrs ago. Good times 💜

Tbh, I'm undecided on how unhinged I want to be on this profile.

I would be at every show

I also love that he gives me directions to find him like I'm not looking at his exact location on life360 😂

As I was turning the corner to meet the bf at his car, my phone kept going off.

I check it and this is what he sent 🤦🏻‍♀️

Poop at the office, next time lol

a man in a lab coat is standing in front of a display case with a face on it that says moisturise me ALT: a man in a lab coat is standing in front of a display case with a face on it that says moisturise me

It's giving Cassandra vibes

Idk why you're here, but I'm glad you are 💜

Me

Facebook used to be where I got all of my memes.

Now it just reminds me I'm getting older and friends keep dying.

I don't check it anymore...

I can't comment OR quote post???

Nah, you don't get my like either 😤
Idc if it was funny 😤😤

I guess that's his only way to request that I turn the heat down.
How rude of me!

Either there's a ghost playing behind my sheer pink curtains, or the window is still cracked...

The undertone of jealousy and cattiness in that community is disgusting.

Half the time I'm posting "I ship it" bc I'm liking the very public posts as a method of support but don't want them to think I'm trying to poach them for myself.

I don't want your toy.
I'm just happy for you guys 🥹💜

And now he's giving content ideas 😂
Bless his heart, he's adorable.

The perks of having me on snapchat, I guess 😂