Classic!

My ex forgot my birthday, which was ridiculous because our daughter has the same birthday as me 😂 How do you forget something like that?

😂😂😂

Hestia

I hate the "rounding up for charity" campaigns because I think it's the capitalists who own the supermarkets who should contribute, yet sometimes I want to support a good cause. So I round up at the self-checkout and steal an item of equivalent value.

I actually have a bottomfeeders t- shirt!

4/10

Winner was predictable...but great to see 2 kiwi acts in the top 5!

Motorhead on the young ones

Because its 'foam'

I'm a scaredy cat so can't read horror books. However I did recently read 11/22/63 and it was magnificent! Now trying to find more of his books that aren't horror, any suggestions?

Satisfying moment today at work when I got to wrap a patient's used colostomy bag in a piece of newspaper with a big picture of Bish's face on it

Bizarre! Nicole McKee in favour of loosening restrictions on real semi-automatic rifles but wants tighter restrictions on Te Pati Māori pointing finger guns🙄

Wow, that's quite the typo in the papers today. Someone spelt "Damn" with an e instead of the n in an article about Ruth Richardson...

Left out guy at the party meme with caption “They don’t know I’m the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic.”

Russia has played a long game. Like a chess master, Putin has been two steps ahead of the world and spent decades getting all his pieces into position on the board. Getting Trump into power was the final boss move, and the world has suddenly realised it's been played all along. The game is at check.

Age yourself with a movie you saw in the cinema

April 25th looks fun!

'Now we're sucking diesel' has become one of my regular sayings since watching this series

I'm a healthcare assistant, and I have the most random, wonderful conversations with my patients - I love it, it's one of the best parts of my job.

I don't think he heard a single word she said

Explain your username.

Its a nickname my great grandfather gave me when I was little.

Foxy!

Enter the year you turned 10 into the GIF search and post

Sausage rolls with peas and capsicum in them. Absolutely criminal.

Some interesting looking presents under our tree this year

I'm a New Zealander, and this is our version:

Twelve piupius swinging
Eleven haka lessons
Ten juicy fish heads
Nine sacks of pipis
Eight plants of puha
Seven eels a swimming
Six pois a twirling
Five - big - fat - pigs !
Four huhu grubs
Three flax kits
Two kumara
And a pukeko in a ponga tree.