2026 Blue Jays game-by-game record:

🅆🅆WLWLLLLLLWWLLWLLLLW

I know tomorrow is Monday, and it will inevitably destroy my mood. But man, that was a good Sunday.

Kevin Gausman didn’t get this much run support in the entirety of his first 3 seasons.

The heavens have opened.

The #BlueJays are up 8-0 with just one out in the first inning.

You’ll have to reward her with some jays in 30 later

We all needed this, Dan.

Holy fuck. Did not realize how bad I needed that dopamine hit of the Blue Jays figuring their shit out.

So after 1.5 hours late (which to be clear is 1 hour later than the train I originally booked because they changed it on me), we are now travelling BACKWARDS. WHAT IS HAPPENING.

I mean sure, if you think it’ll get built, not be the shitshow via is and you can afford it 🤷🏼‍♀️

Honestly I don’t need high speed rail. I need regular rail that functions properly because Via is a hot fucking mess anymore.

🧹🧹🧹

Well happier news over in the DR game

JFC

You’re going to post a full play-by-play of both, I hope?

I’m not sorry. Please please please please.

OH CANADA 🇨🇦

holy lmfao nate

bluesky, the north american yelling about hockey app

Accurate.

Varsho redemption season incoming

*catcher taps the top of his head to initiate an abs review*

*batter steps out of the box, slowly lifts his shirt to expose midriff*

Vladimir Guerrero Jr. and Ernie Clement taking some ground balls this morning in Dunedin. #BlueJays

Well, ya. The dodgers didn’t best the Blue Jays. Yamamoto did.

Chris Bassitt, fighting through tears, says he hopes that he gets another chance with this group.

“I love these guys … it’s hard to replicate true love. You can try to replicate this. A lot of people will try, but it’s not really possible.” #BlueJays

Wrobleski out there speaking French per Canadian law.

Wait yes I do…

Fuck the Dodgers.

Hitting one OFF the pitcher in response to a HBP is wild

Bo hits a home run and pimps the bat drop as Ohtani looks on in the foreground

Guerrero runs in the background as Ohtani slumps in shame after giving up a dinger

YOU THINK THIS IS BAD DAVE ROBERTS? YOU HIT CANADIAN CUSTOMS TOMORROW