Claim: My uncle says Mamdani will abolish the entire NYPD. True: Your uncle does say that.

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Nobel Peace Prize goes to Venezuelan dissident María Machado: 'Democracy is in retreat' The 2025 Nobel Peace Prize has been awarded to Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado, who dedicated it to President Donald Trump.

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The other possibility is Manchin is on the list, and he's kissing up to the regime in exchange for having his name redacted.

But that's just wild and baseless speculation. I have no idea how anyone could actually believe Tronald Dump is a uniter, or has any interest in being one.

Are you sure this isn't being taken out of context? Like when Manchin says "us" he means Tronald Dump unites leftists, liberals, moderates, and sensible conservatives against him.

Of course, the leftists are stubborn, so, no. And there aren't really many sensible Conservatives left in office.

I thought Antifa was a philosophy and not an organization. So being against Fascism is terrorism?

I understand the company deciding to fire someone for not doing their job. The government deciding who is employable is something straight out of the Soviet Union.

The leopard is eating his face, but I feel no satisfaction at it

Republicans on the Titanic: "It's just a little ice."

Later: "It's just a little crack."

Later: "It's just a little water."

Later: "Get out of my lifeboat."

And Tronald Dump bragged about SA in The Access Hollywood tape. It would be more surprising for him NOT to be a client of Epstein.

😂

Narf!

Yep. I was never into Ozzy, found him a bit repulsive, actually. But, I never bought into the whole Satanic Panic stuff and thought trying to ban him (and other music) was stupid

I hope it's not too late. Where was this motivation in 2024?

I don't understand why we heard so much about Kilmar Abrego Garcia and not Andry Hernandez Romero.

From what I read, the latter was a more grave injustice.

I remember Clippy!

Congress Passes Blank Bill For Trump To Write Whatever Law He Wants WASHINGTON—After weeks of eliminating what many lawmakers called “frivolous” and “unnecessary” provisions, Congress reportedly passed a blank bill Thursday in which President Donald Trump can simply write whatever law he wants.  “Today we are sending to the president’s desk 200 completely clean sheets of paper that are hereby codified such that anything he chooses to […]

Congress Passes Blank Bill For Trump To Write Whatever Law He Wants
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*fewer* stupid laws
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If it involves a US citizen, it's not deportation. Deport refers to removing non-citizens.

It's not "deporting' if they are US citizens. It's kidnapping and expulsion.

They'll claim she's a gang member.

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All 4 kittens found furever homes today!

The disclosure of highly classified information in a group chat wasn’t just some one-off security failure.

It was a window into how this Administration operates: with incompetence, recklessness, contempt for the truth, & a reflexive impulse to try to cover things up.

I'll explain🧵

I agree with Tulsi Gabbard.

Wouldn't naming Las Vegas Canto Bight be more appropriate? Mos Eisley was kind of rough, like a nineteenth century Western US town. Las Vegas is bright and glitzy. Canto Bight was hedonistic, with hidden rot.