I'm so bad at eating food, but for some reason my current reaction to severe anxiety is to stress eat 🤷‍♀️
Although, joke's on my brain, my snack of choice is vanilla protein shakes, and for the first time in 20 years I think I'm not anemic ✨

We cannot get out: we cannot get out. They have taken the bridge and second hall. Frár & Lóni & Náli fell there bravely while the rest retreated to Mazarbul. [...]the watcher in the water took Óin - we cannot get out: the end comes soon. We hear drums drums in the deep. They are coming

great minds, amirite 😎👍

Eating a homemade brownie and drinking one of those Core Power vanilla protein shakes @ 1AM. Follow for more anemic depression hacks

The radio in the capsule was actually fine, they were just desperate for final moments of peace before being flown to Florida, which is valid

When in doubt...rewatch the Jenny Nicholson Star Wars hotel video
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Good morning, only two more sleeps until the Garden! 🤭

Sure sex is nice, but have you ever woke up hot and thirsty in the middle of the night and house an ice cold glass of water

Imagine having all that money and then getting veneers that look like that

I appreciate the optimism that we'll be alive and voting in 2036

Burn all the billionaires at the stake. Anyone that wealthy has clearly made congress with the beast and their souls must be purged

We just sorta jangle some keys in front of him for about 5 mins and call it a day

I wish more people could realize Trump is just a man, at the end of his line, is gonna die, and it's you and your family and your neighbors that will be left with his failures for generations. He has no ambitions but to himself and no loyalty but to his greed. He doesn't give a shit about you

I have never been privileged enough to work a job where I could do fuckoff nothing with fuckall oversight. THIS is the freeloading class in the US. This shit and bullshit CEOs and bullshit politicians. My taxes are your paycheck, go clean the bathrooms or something ffs

How long before an ICE idiot shoots tear gas into the crowd at an airport? 5mins? 10mins?

So many AP push notifications and none of them the right one 😞

I heard the Hail Mary movie was a very good adaptation and happy to report I could easily talk to my mom about it in detail with her only seeing the movie and me only reading the book. Was kinda neat! Great story, 10/10 so far in every medium, the audiobook is also charming 👋🪨👋

The raw power of saying 'speak more on that' when someone says something stupid and letting them pop off the dumbest tangent you've ever heard

@exhaustdata 2 months ago Ten thousand dissertations all called “the American novel since 1945” reduced to a single sentence @chillextremist 3 months ago When I'm in the suburbs for too long I start to think about dying

Winnie the Pooh turned into plants

Annihilation (2018)

I just want Aerin Frankel to be happy and for all good things to happen to her always 💚⚓

I'm not a weapons expert, but I feel somewhat confident you can't just pick up and fire a GPS-guided Tomahawk missile the way you can pick up and throw a loose knife from the ground

At least we invested in that new green energy...

What a weird fuckin time to be alive, huh?

DHS keeps the fuck plane. Lewandowski stays on it and he has to fuck. Markwayne's problem now.

I was given an extra basket from someone else's grocery order and didn't realize until I was already home and half-unloaded everything. It was a fridge pack of Cokes, a thing of bananas, a huge box of Honey Buns, and a 2-pack of paper towels. Sorry for those people, but big W for the Ousnamer house

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